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so

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greetings and salutations friends

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tonight we are broadcasting live

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uh from the apocalypse cabin uh that is

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we will be

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so long as the uh ramshackle internet

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system holds up here

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um we got internet installed or

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kind of yeah we got we got internet run

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here

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uh probably right before

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summer and they've been out here like

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six times

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so far uh because uh

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i'm not getting anywhere near the

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bandwidth that i'm paying for

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it's probably half of what i'm paying

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for

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um not working well so

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phase out of internet existence you'll

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know why that is

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so today i spent about 10 hours here

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working on the cabin that gave me a lot

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of time to think and sort of decompress

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from all of this

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election stress and one thing that i was

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thinking about is

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was my life any better

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under any other president

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other than uh donald trump no

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uh what uh

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was my life any worse under any other

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president other than the current

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president

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no not really um

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so you know i'm kind of disconnecting

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from this

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i don't know why but for a while i cared

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who was going to win

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even though i didn't want either of

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these clowns to win right so i was

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um

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yeah but it is what it is friends we are

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being fed this uh

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steady diet of fear porn and we can

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either choose to take part in that

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buffet

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or we can decline so today was nice

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because i didn't

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uh you know i just checked in with uh

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sort of caught up in the last 20 minutes

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of whatever news

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seems like nothing changed they keep

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saying uh you know

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something may happen soon but so far

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no but like i was saying i was thinking

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that you know my life is

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probably not going to change uh

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if biden wins or if trump wins i'm still

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gonna have to get up in the morning go

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to work

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uh you know take care of my family do

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the normal things that i would be doing

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regardless of who won

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so at this point i'm trying not to care

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but looking ahead

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if i do envision a biden presidency

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about that i think he's very weak on

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many things i think he's a corporate

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he's bought and paid for by uh the

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technology companies

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one second friends

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so biden is uh you know a little bit

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concerning because you don't know

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you you just don't know who where his

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allegiances where his allegiances

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i believe that he uh was a huge

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supporter of the credit card industry

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and he was a huge supporter of the iraq

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i believe that he's compromised in the

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form that

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several foreign because of foreign

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business deals with him

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and his son and burisma and all these

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different things and chinese money and

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russian money and ukrainian money

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he can't deal straight with those

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countries now because he has a financial

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he's been taking money he has been

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taking money

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mario heat and we're going to do some

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shout outs here

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mario heat is here and says basago

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andrew pisago 2020. yeah maybe we

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entered an alternate timeline because i

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thought andrew

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saga was supposed to win in 2016 and it

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appears that he was supposed to win now

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in 2020 according to him and

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i don't know i didn't even see his name

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on the ballot

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so shout out to kb kb is here shout out

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to out of mind

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out of mind is here shout out to bunya

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shout out to bee gees

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bg's requested that i bring uh jason

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quit on as a guest and i'm trying to i

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did send him the link i don't

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i i think he might take us up on it

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uh so shout out to

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let's see if i got everybody shout out

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to michael michael is back

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shout out to blind dave crypto back for

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a second

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run here shout out to mario heat

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and bg's and jake

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crypto minded and jonas side is here

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good to see you jonah side

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um i think that oh victor sarge is here

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haven't seen you in a while

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now time to see you back michael

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and melissa dawn is here and she says

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china owns biden yeah they might uh well

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they at least own his son

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but tonight i thought we could try at

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least to get off this

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election binge watching and uh

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talk about something else i guess the

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i'm not quite sure what else to talk

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about so

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we're gonna open up the live chat and

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also uh the live we're gonna

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uh take phone calls if it works i'm

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gonna make sure that my phone is not on

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airplane the last time we opened the

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it was very awkward for about 25 minutes

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and then i realized that my phone was on

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my phone was on airplane mode and it is

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not right now so we could take

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calls uh one second friends i've got a

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batter for that now

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something like uh

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a more professional outfit here right

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i thought we had it

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no uh we don't oh yeah we do

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hello this is stephen uh you're calling

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us live at the apocalypse cabin who's

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this

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yeah yeah how you doing bro what's going

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just trying to get out of work right now

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so uh so what did you want to talk about

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besides trying to get out of work

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um i don't know i'm sick of the election

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i just want someone to win not the

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people that are going to but

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somebody yeah but uh in

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wrote a man that's my candidate for

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well he couldn't do worse than the

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clowns they put up there right

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i thought he had hillary and he had the

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donald and i went you know let's just go

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no it's crazy yeah yeah certifiably

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crazy the guy that's been to mars

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traveled to mars in jump rooms and time

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lincoln's uh speed to gettysburg

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yeah jim morrison's not dead he's

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actually he was a rapture and what

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easter are you

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i looked into it all right sure why not

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i forgot to mention if anybody would

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like to join in the show we could have a

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panel

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just email me at truthseekershow

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gmail.com or send me a dm on twitter or

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send me a message on facebook and i will

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i forgot here i'm supposed to send it to

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i'm a bad host

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well good somebody's got to like this

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one second here all right i think we

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might get our english correspondent

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in tonight hopefully we don't

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yeah yeah

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yeah so we're uh we're trying to talk

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about something other than the election

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you know i don't know i spent all day

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disconnecting from the internet and the

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news cycle and

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trying to get some things done

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yeah i've been ignoring it um as much as

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i can watch the show on tuesday but

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i had a bad day at work and walk all day

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and i was just really sore

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like it blocked my time i was like i'm

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and uh even though we don't want to talk

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about election stuff people are asking

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questions in the chat

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somebody asks what's your take on the

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dude that says the ballots were secretly

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marked with blockchain tech

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or marked with a chemical some people

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every state generates their own is in

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charge of their own election

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use blockchain tech or anything and mark

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so this is just more conspiracy theories

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we've been voting through mail-in for

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i think that they did this really handle

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things wrong

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like they should have put out there that

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listen uh the hand

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the uh mail-in ballots have to be

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hand-counted so that's going to take

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an incredible amount of time two or

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three days longer than

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usual or something they didn't

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communicate well and this just leads to

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all these people with their grand

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yeah i was really uh not to go on the

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election but the

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dw who would look good with mustaches be

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for those that don't know david wilcock

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on monday before the election

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predicted a donald trump landslide and i

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heard vanessa thor

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correctly point out that this is just

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his eleven

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thousand three hundred and twenty second

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failed completely and totally failed

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prediction

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and uh you cannot trust anything that

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guy

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says as being accurate he can't even

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guess well he can't even guess right he

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went way out on a limb

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saying that trump was going to have a

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landslide and now he looks like a

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douchebag

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because that didn't happen just like

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none of his other fake psychic

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predictions ever happened

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and you're right what's he going to do

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now because this is the alliance

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president

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and the alliance is winning and they're

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cleaning up the corruption and saving

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the mold children that are being

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trafficked

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and mass arrests of all these pedophiles

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donald trump is getting his ass kicked

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out of the white house it looks like so

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far

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how did the alliance president get

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you know i just want to hear him come

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out and just go

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you know i was [\h__\h]

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i made all this [\h__\h] up yeah just wanted

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you know you know what

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and then become a christian preacher

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please forgive me lord

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i got caught up in the new age and i

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lied to all these people

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but i'm turning over a new leaf i want

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to hear him do that

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oh we have some a comment from the

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twitch chat

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uh looks like loose minge glad to see

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you in the

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in the in the twitter in the twitch chat

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uh

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i appreciate especially new twitter

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users please do

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give us a follow on on twitch

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and for those of you who have a twitch

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account please go over to twitch.tv

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backslash

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truthseeker show and give us a follow we

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really need

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to increase our twitch uh and loose mage

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says

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i have sinned and seek forgiveness can i

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repent to you

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sure sure

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oh there's another there's another

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person that's in the twitch chat

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swung by the mullet great

321
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i like that handle says hi my man good

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to see you

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glad to see anybody in the twitch chat

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it's been pretty dead over there guys so

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uh yeah go over and follow us on

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twitch.tv backslash truthseeker show

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and also i'm putting up the email i'm

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putting up my email

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uh in the in a banner here so if you

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would like to join us

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on the show iphone webcam you are most

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welcome

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just email me at truesecretshow at

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gmail.com

335
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yeah i started a twitch just because of

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your show

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good good yeah that's another thing

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anybody anybody that doesn't have a

339
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twitch account it only takes a few

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minutes right

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genocide to sign up for twitch and give

342
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us that follow that would be great

343
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and the funny thing is watching you on

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the big screen tv with my wife

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and all of a sudden she's like all right

346
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i just stopped walking

347
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cool yeah thank her too i appreciate

348
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that

349
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i shall i feel triggered but they're

350
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uh know they do a lot twitch stuff they

351
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play video games on twitch i don't know

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they're

353
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all about twitch yeah

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yeah i don't know i've never like the

355
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only time i want to watch somebody play

356
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a game

357
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is if i'm thinking about buying the game

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but i can't believe

359
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you know if somebody would have told me

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a few years ago that there'd be a whole

361
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you know like entertainment form of just

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watching people stream themselves

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playing games i i wouldn't believe it

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but here we are

365
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you know i have friends that uh that

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play

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all you know call of duty and different

368
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games and they

369
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and they stream on twitch they're making

370
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money while they're playing their games

371
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and a few of my friends use that money

372
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to just buy more games and stuff

373
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buy more gear so i guess yeah if you're

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going to be playing

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video games for 12 hours anyway you

376
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might as well stream it and make a

377
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couple bucks if you can

378
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yeah my son has been and my foster kid

379
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they've been watching our

380
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people play video games for so long i'm

381
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like i just go on and look when i'm

382
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stuck

383
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or i can't find something where's this

384
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at oh there it is okay

385
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yeah spend you have to watch 12 hours

386
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straight of a guy

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playing the video game that they do not

388
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have and will not

389
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play yeah

390
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i don't get that yeah well well

391
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sometimes though like i don't have a new

392
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console and i was interested in that

393
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new spider-man game every time i buy a

394
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new console it's because the old console

395
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that i have won't play the newest

396
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greatest

397
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spider-man game so i have to buy a new

398
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console so yeah i watched that for a

399
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while

400
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and that looks great but unfortunately

401
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i'm broke and can't buy the console yet

402
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:39,440
we'll see

403
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okay great great

404
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:02,720
all right thanks jonathan all right

405
00:19:06,549 --> 00:19:04,400
all right folks bear with me i'm just

406
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:06,559
going to tweet out our live show here so

407
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that more people can join us

408
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:13,760
and that will work we're waiting on uh

409
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some guests

410
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:19,520
oh by popular demand bgs

411
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:22,559
listen i am here to make my viewers

412
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happy

413
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:27,039
so whatever you guys want if you want um

414
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a canadian multi-dimensional time

415
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:30,720
traveler to be on the show

416
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:33,760
uh we'll do what you want

417
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:37,120
so uh one second here

418
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:40,400
see if we can get this going there we go

419
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:44,320
there's jason quit hello long time

420
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for those that don't know jason quit is

421
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:51,990
canadian

422
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:54,640
listen i i apologize to you several

423
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:55,520
times already

424
00:19:59,350 --> 00:19:57,039
if you want i'm going to take that tweet

425
00:20:02,630 --> 00:19:59,360
down uh and uh you know

426
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:02,640
let me wait wait wait let me let me

427
00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:03,840
explain

428
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:06,159
i had nothing to do with the

429
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:07,520
embarrassment

430
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:10,400
that you received tonight on cw show i

431
00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:11,679
had nothing to do with that

432
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:13,679
no i think you guys set me up come on

433
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:16,080
man he's never going come on my show

434
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:17,760
today was like come on steve

435
00:20:21,669 --> 00:20:20,720
get in here bro come on my show he had

436
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:21,679
some meat

437
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:23,760
yeah for those that don't know i there

438
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:24,880
was a meme

439
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:27,679
and now that was unfair too because in

440
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:30,240
in the context that he presented it i

441
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:31,600
look like an [\h__\h]

442
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:33,600
well i probably i'm an [\h__\h] either

443
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:35,840
way but he made me look like a much

444
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bigger [\h__\h] because he he did the

445
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:39,600
second

446
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:41,760
tweet which was like a follow-up to the

447
00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:44,320
first one which was kind of funny

448
00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:46,799
this is and i'm gonna explain myself

449
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:48,159
because that's not fair

450
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:50,559
it's just not fair so i'm going to share

451
00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:52,320
the screen we'll see the original

452
00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:55,440
tweet and the context of it and

453
00:20:59,590 --> 00:20:58,559
and then it'll make more sense so i saw

454
00:21:01,909 --> 00:20:59,600
this meme

455
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:01,919
and it says dear america emotional

456
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:04,000
support canadians are on standby if you

457
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:05,360
have not yet received your emotional

458
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:07,039
sport canadian one will be assigned to

459
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:08,240
you shortly

460
00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:10,000
and i laughed and then i said well i

461
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:12,400
don't want some random canadian i want a

462
00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:14,080
really good canadian

463
00:21:21,909 --> 00:21:17,600
so i choose jason quit's wife

464
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:24,470
and uh but later i did say that i was

465
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:24,960
going to

466
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:28,400
claim his wife as my emotional support

467
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:30,720
canadian and and she would probably

468
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:32,720
throw him out after i moved in

469
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:34,480
that's when it got to the point of you

470
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:36,720
know sometimes my humor is not

471
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:39,200
good and uh yeah so i didn't mean to

472
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:40,400
piss you off i didn't

473
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:43,200
yeah yeah it was a joke it was a joke

474
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:43,520
and

475
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:46,960
truly uh you know my male friends all

476
00:21:50,549 --> 00:21:48,880
bust each other's balls like i've got a

477
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:50,559
friend that used to say like

478
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:52,000
to my wife like when are you leaving

479
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:53,760
this loser and getting with me he's a

480
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:55,280
loser you know like and

481
00:21:58,549 --> 00:21:57,280
but it was a joke and i knew it was a

482
00:22:00,149 --> 00:21:58,559
joke

483
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:00,159
i almost punched him in the face once

484
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:02,080
but you're canadian you're probably not

485
00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:04,240
going to punch me in the face jason quit

486
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:05,679
so i can get away with this [\h__\h] with

487
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:07,919
you monica

488
00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:11,280
laughed very hard so yeah see so she

489
00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:13,120
thought it was funny

490
00:22:18,549 --> 00:22:16,159
and and jonah side has already claimed

491
00:22:21,029 --> 00:22:18,559
me really so you're going to be

492
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:21,039
genocide's emotional support canadian

493
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:23,200
yes that's good i hope we can all have

494
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:24,880
separate bedrooms you know

495
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:27,120
i'll take your wife and one genocide can

496
00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:33,350
so there you are folks he's not really

497
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:35,679
pissed off his wife laughed you know but

498
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:37,600
i i don't blame c.w chandler if i got

499
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:40,320
handed that i would have ran with it too

500
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:42,320
trying to get this internet beef going

501
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:44,240
right it's like wrestling

502
00:22:48,549 --> 00:22:47,280
it's always my mistake you know i say

503
00:22:51,909 --> 00:22:48,559
hello in the live chat

504
00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:51,919
to people and suddenly it's

505
00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:54,799
getting called out yeah jason why are

506
00:22:58,789 --> 00:22:56,640
you defending the honor of your wife

507
00:23:02,149 --> 00:22:58,799
how dare you let stephen campion say

508
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:04,870
yeah i really am an [\h__\h] though my

509
00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:07,360
mouth is going to get me shot someday

510
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:10,080
and get me shot someday yeah you're

511
00:23:14,789 --> 00:23:12,000
already in the cabin

512
00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:14,799
you're already yeah i'm pretty safe here

513
00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:16,080
untraceable

514
00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:17,919
yeah it's crazy today because it's like

515
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:20,000
it was like 70 outside today which is

516
00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:21,360
crazy for this time of the year at the

517
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:22,400
cabin so

518
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:24,640
but now it's getting it's like 35 40

519
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:26,240
outside and i hate that because it's

520
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:28,080
really hard to tamp down this wood stove

521
00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:30,240
like it's either full blast or like

522
00:23:35,029 --> 00:23:33,440
you know does it have uh oh my wife is

523
00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:35,039
coming in it's a video monica do you

524
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:37,440
want to say hello to stephen

525
00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:40,080
there's my canadian support wife i mean

526
00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:42,000
he can't hear you she can't hear you oh

527
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:42,400
oh

528
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:45,120
no i can't my emotional support canadian

529
00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:46,080
is here

530
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:47,840
he says that you're his emotional

531
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:50,720
support canadian and you're here finally

532
00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:53,200
i don't know if he can see you thumbs up

533
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:54,080
bro

534
00:24:00,149 --> 00:23:57,760
i can see her tower i like bubble baths

535
00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:00,159
and champagne

536
00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:02,400
and i'm very stressed i'm very stressed

537
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:04,559
and i like bubble baths and champagne

538
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:08,000
just just let her know that what

539
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:10,559
he says that he enjoys bubble baths and

540
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:11,760
champagne

541
00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:12,960
that's that's what he wants for

542
00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:15,440
emotional support oh my god

543
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:19,120
me too maybe a back rub you know

544
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:20,720
depends on what jason quit's gonna let

545
00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:22,559
me get away with you know

546
00:24:26,789 --> 00:24:24,559
i'm gonna i'm gonna add some pizza into

547
00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:26,799
my bubble bath

548
00:24:30,149 --> 00:24:29,440
i could do that what stove pizza i'm

549
00:24:31,669 --> 00:24:30,159
great at that

550
00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:31,679
you got a wood stove well maybe you're

551
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:33,200
wearing stone pieces i have a wood stuff

552
00:24:37,830 --> 00:24:35,200
i'm going to see if i can get this

553
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:37,840
um so she can oh never mind she can't

554
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:38,559
hear it

555
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:40,240
she is all right she doesn't want to be

556
00:24:45,269 --> 00:24:41,840
on my show it's just

557
00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:45,279
it's just in the headphones oh

558
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:48,799
what i think we lost stephen

559
00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:51,440
did we lose stephen is it just me did he

560
00:24:58,710 --> 00:24:52,240
have a heart attack

561
00:25:02,230 --> 00:24:58,720
did we lose stephen the host of the show

562
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:02,240
say in the chat please uh no did he

563
00:25:05,669 --> 00:25:03,679
i don't know what happened i just got

564
00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:05,679
bumped out of my own show

565
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:08,320
yeah because you were talking crap to my

566
00:25:10,630 --> 00:25:08,880
wife

567
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:10,640
and you know probably that's probably

568
00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:12,720
why

569
00:25:17,990 --> 00:25:16,320
i think it's just

570
00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:18,000
i have a d i have deep-rooted

571
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:20,000
subconscious psychological issues where

572
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:22,400
i want to take over jason quits life

573
00:25:25,909 --> 00:25:24,720
he's got all these amazing synthesizers

574
00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:25,919
that i can't buy

575
00:25:30,149 --> 00:25:28,400
in this music studio what can you tell

576
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:30,159
us what was it that you were just doing

577
00:25:33,510 --> 00:25:31,440
are you allowed to tell us now

578
00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:33,520
every time jason quit comes on my show

579
00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:35,279
he's like a secret agent he's like well

580
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:37,120
i'm working on this secret project and i

581
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:38,799
can't really talk about it

582
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:41,840
but it's really big and you know what a

583
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:42,880
secret

584
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:50,320
working on helping to produce

585
00:25:57,350 --> 00:25:53,360
a folk singer in the uk

586
00:26:00,630 --> 00:25:57,360
and we released her first album um

587
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:00,640
the i think it was the first of july

588
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:02,320
and then right now we're working on her

589
00:26:07,029 --> 00:26:03,760
second album

590
00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:07,039
so um she must have liked you if you got

591
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:07,840
the second

592
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:10,880
album gig right there you go either that

593
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:12,240
or she's got too much money and she's

594
00:26:16,789 --> 00:26:13,039
stupid

595
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:16,799
but so um because jason why don't you

596
00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:18,240
help me why don't you help me out and

597
00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:20,559
produce some of my songs i keep busting

598
00:26:23,909 --> 00:26:22,080
jason quits balls for those that don't

599
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:23,919
know he put a bunch of music up and i

600
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:24,880
went through it and

601
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:27,600
and i went wow this is something that i

602
00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:28,320
i would

603
00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:30,400
like almost write a few of the songs

604
00:26:33,029 --> 00:26:31,520
that he had

605
00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:33,039
you know he's some of the stuff has got

606
00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:34,480
a similar style that i like like

607
00:26:37,990 --> 00:26:36,880
gurgling synthesizers and arpeggiated

608
00:26:40,549 --> 00:26:38,000
synths and stuff

609
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:40,559
and so i sang over one and then i was

610
00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:42,320
going to sing over more and actually i

611
00:26:45,029 --> 00:26:43,039
have

612
00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:45,039
but now i'm busting jason's quits balls

613
00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:46,640
to steal more of his music

614
00:26:51,590 --> 00:26:48,480
that i could just slap my name on that's

615
00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:51,600
my plan jason quinn

616
00:26:56,549 --> 00:26:54,880
well i haven't touched my synthesizers

617
00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:56,559
in many months because i've been you

618
00:27:00,230 --> 00:26:58,240
know focusing on this

619
00:27:03,029 --> 00:27:00,240
but the really cool thing about this was

620
00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:03,039
uh uh for this artist we rented abby

621
00:27:05,909 --> 00:27:04,480
road studios

622
00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:05,919
yeah i heard that and i was that's

623
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:07,840
another reason why i was jealous

624
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:09,760
jason quits working in abbey road

625
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:11,039
studios i do

626
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:12,400
i want your whole life man i'm just

627
00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:14,400
gonna i'm just gonna murder you and get

628
00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:15,360
plastic surgery

629
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:18,320
look like you i think that's my new plan

630
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:20,320
if this emotional support canadian thing

631
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:21,440
doesn't work out

632
00:27:25,669 --> 00:27:24,000
i've got a backup plan yeah that was

633
00:27:27,590 --> 00:27:25,679
like an old weird al joke

634
00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:27,600
he said i don't know where spooky is

635
00:27:32,549 --> 00:27:30,240
spooky i sent you the

636
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:32,559
spooky was going to join as well i sent

637
00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:34,080
you the link in the live chat

638
00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:38,320
or in the twitter dm maybe uh

639
00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:41,840
maybe she cocked out well isn't it like

640
00:27:46,389 --> 00:27:44,559
extremely late where she is yeah maybe

641
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:46,399
you're right it's only 10 30 here i

642
00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:50,080
i don't know where what time it is in

643
00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:51,120
england right now

644
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:53,440
probably and i don't even know the topic

645
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:55,200
of why i came here tonight just

646
00:27:58,870 --> 00:27:57,520
popped in to say hello uh we were just

647
00:28:00,549 --> 00:27:58,880
talking you know i figured

648
00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:00,559
somebody asked if you were if i was

649
00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:02,000
going live with you because that would

650
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:02,960
be funny and

651
00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:05,360
there you go it wasn't that funny but

652
00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:11,990
yeah i majorly my goal for tonight was

653
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:14,000
to talk about the election as little as

654
00:28:16,789 --> 00:28:15,600
possible i got a chance today to

655
00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:16,799
deprogram myself

656
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:19,360
and sort of decompress and and suddenly

657
00:28:24,149 --> 00:28:21,120
i realized like really

658
00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:24,159
how is it in canada listen does does

659
00:28:27,909 --> 00:28:26,240
whoever the prime minister of canada

660
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:27,919
really change your life at

661
00:28:33,669 --> 00:28:31,120
all no

662
00:28:35,269 --> 00:28:33,679
yeah same here like it's i still gotta

663
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:35,279
get up in the morning i gotta go to work

664
00:28:38,789 --> 00:28:37,200
take care of my family do my tours do

665
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:38,799
the things i need to do it doesn't

666
00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:39,520
really

667
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:42,000
you know so here like sometimes the

668
00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:42,799
taxes

669
00:28:46,389 --> 00:28:44,880
will go up or down depending on who's in

670
00:28:48,389 --> 00:28:46,399
charge but that's it

671
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:48,399
you know so maybe i'm gonna pay a little

672
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:50,320
more in the next four years than i did

673
00:28:53,110 --> 00:28:51,840
these past four years maybe i'll pay a

674
00:28:54,789 --> 00:28:53,120
little less who knows

675
00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:54,799
but other than that nothing's going to

676
00:28:58,789 --> 00:28:57,120
change see i would actually love

677
00:29:00,789 --> 00:28:58,799
to have a permanent residence in the

678
00:29:03,269 --> 00:29:00,799
states because

679
00:29:04,789 --> 00:29:03,279
the taxes in the states are nothing

680
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:04,799
compared to what we're paying in canada

681
00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:06,640
especially ontario

682
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:08,960
we have hst i don't know if you've heard

683
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:09,840
of that one

684
00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:13,120
harmonize sales tax we pay 13

685
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:16,480
on any item we buy any item

686
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:20,080
we pay 13 and then um

687
00:29:25,110 --> 00:29:23,760
what is it income tax is ridiculous

688
00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:25,120
yeah we have some states here where

689
00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:26,960
there's zero sales tax and people go

690
00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:27,440
there to

691
00:29:31,669 --> 00:29:29,679
like buy a car or some big ticket item

692
00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:31,679
because you know it's worth the drive

693
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:33,039
like a lot of i'm in pennsylvania and

694
00:29:36,070 --> 00:29:34,559
delaware's right next door it's tax-free

695
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:36,080
state so a lot of people

696
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:37,520
if you're going to buy a car or a big

697
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:39,679
ticket item you drive over and

698
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:44,159
buy it there it hurts

699
00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:46,720
yeah well you guys pay a lot higher

700
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:48,320
income tax but you have free medical

701
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:49,840
though so i guess you got to take that

702
00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:50,880
into account

703
00:29:53,990 --> 00:29:53,600
actually you know what we we pay the

704
00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:54,000
medical

705
00:29:57,830 --> 00:29:55,600
we have the health card and i know a lot

706
00:30:01,029 --> 00:29:57,840
of people um

707
00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:01,039
despise socialized medicine but

708
00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:03,120
you know it's almost my three-year

709
00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:05,120
anniversary it was

710
00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:08,000
november 14th that i broke my back three

711
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:09,440
years ago

712
00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:12,559
wow and you know i went right into the

713
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:13,360
hospital

714
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:16,559
they did surgery i have ten screws and

715
00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:17,360
two rods

716
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:20,320
down my back just so i could live right

717
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:21,760
yeah this guy i told you before that's

718
00:30:24,870 --> 00:30:23,360
got to be fun at airports right do you

719
00:30:26,630 --> 00:30:24,880
have to take your medical paperwork with

720
00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:26,640
you no really there's metal rods in my

721
00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:28,640
back i don't have any guns right

722
00:30:40,389 --> 00:30:36,799
titanium so it doesn't set off the uh um

723
00:30:42,389 --> 00:30:40,399
it doesn't set off but you know when um

724
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:42,399
if that happened to me in the united

725
00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:44,480
states and if i didn't have insurance

726
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:47,360
that probably would have been what the

727
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:50,159
heck is that picture

728
00:30:55,029 --> 00:30:53,360
oh that's a mario he stole his avatar

729
00:30:57,350 --> 00:30:55,039
from one of my shows where we were

730
00:30:59,110 --> 00:30:57,360
covering david wilcox live stream and i

731
00:31:00,870 --> 00:30:59,120
just happened to pause right when david

732
00:31:03,350 --> 00:31:00,880
wilcock made that face

733
00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:03,360
and so a bunch of people captured it and

734
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:04,320
uh

735
00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:05,600
you know i'm going to be using it for

736
00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:07,840
some david wilcock box of dildos stuff

737
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:08,720
too

738
00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:10,880
so far he hasn't found a single dildo

739
00:31:15,029 --> 00:31:12,240
jason quit not one

740
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:15,039
oh that's very sad um he looks like an

741
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:17,519
austin powers villain

742
00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:19,360
yeah he's like rubbing his hands

743
00:31:24,070 --> 00:31:21,440
together and everything

744
00:31:26,149 --> 00:31:24,080
oh my god yeah jonas i'd ask how is your

745
00:31:27,830 --> 00:31:26,159
back now i suppose jason

746
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:27,840
it's pretty much a hundred percent but

747
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:30,000
if i'm standing too long and doing too

748
00:31:33,269 --> 00:31:31,600
much stuff on my feet

749
00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:33,279
i literally have to lay down on the

750
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:36,640
ground flat for like 10 minutes to just

751
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:41,909
that sucks and you're a canadian so you

752
00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:43,760
can't like chop wood even right that

753
00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:45,360
would be bad on your back wouldn't it i

754
00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:47,120
i haven't tried that yet

755
00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:49,519
and that would probably be very bad you

756
00:31:53,269 --> 00:31:50,480
can't be a canadian

757
00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:53,279
unless you chop wood jason quit you

758
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:54,880
gotta have a big axe

759
00:31:57,909 --> 00:31:56,960
and you gotta have that like lumberjack

760
00:32:01,430 --> 00:31:57,919
uh shirt

761
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:01,440
you know well it was either

762
00:32:04,870 --> 00:32:03,840
or tapping maple trees so now i just

763
00:32:09,509 --> 00:32:04,880
have maple trees

764
00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:09,519
as a job you chop maple trees as a job

765
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:10,399
really tap

766
00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:13,120
tap tap oh tap oh you're making that

767
00:32:16,549 --> 00:32:14,080
fake maple syrup

768
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:16,559
there's no such thing folks as canadian

769
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:17,360
maple syrup

770
00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:19,760
it's [\h__\h] they take chinese fake

771
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:21,120
maple syrup and they put it in a

772
00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:23,200
canadian bottle and charge you 50

773
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:26,480
for it oh you're in for a shock if you

774
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:28,320
ever come here

775
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:31,360
i'm not a fan of maple syrup either way

776
00:32:34,549 --> 00:32:32,880
my wife makes fun of me because i use

777
00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:34,559
like strawberry syrup on my

778
00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:42,070
jonas i'd said that david wilcock failed

779
00:32:44,789 --> 00:32:44,080
the dildos but he enjoys them so much he

780
00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:44,799
doesn't want

781
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:46,640
anybody to know he'd rather have the

782
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:49,760
dildos than the prize money

783
00:32:53,269 --> 00:32:51,679
to get the prize money jason quinn he

784
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:53,279
has to turn the dildos in

785
00:32:56,389 --> 00:32:55,679
and the strap-on for his wife was like

786
00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:56,399
what was this

787
00:33:00,310 --> 00:32:58,720
whose idea was this because this is the

788
00:33:01,909 --> 00:33:00,320
absolute first time i'm hearing about

789
00:33:03,909 --> 00:33:01,919
this and it's kind of embarrassing

790
00:33:06,149 --> 00:33:03,919
to hear about this on your show so what

791
00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:06,159
tell me okay what's the hell is going on

792
00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:08,240
oh well i just decided that in the grand

793
00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:08,880
tradition

794
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:12,240
of challenges like david wilcock

795
00:33:16,149 --> 00:33:14,080
says that he has all these super powers

796
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:16,159
like he's psychic and he's edgar casey

797
00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:17,440
reincarnated

798
00:33:21,190 --> 00:33:19,360
and all these different things so and he

799
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:21,200
has government insiders and his friends

800
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:23,760
all talk to super advanced alien beings

801
00:33:27,669 --> 00:33:25,760
and are in the secret space program and

802
00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:27,679
he's got government insiders

803
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:30,320
so i thought let's test him on those

804
00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:32,240
super powers that he says he has and

805
00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:33,919
psychic powers and

806
00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:35,600
i so i came up with this challenge where

807
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:38,159
i would bury a huge box of dildos

808
00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:39,760
somewhere in a secret location somewhere

809
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:41,679
in the united states and if he found the

810
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:43,600
box of dildos with the psychic powers

811
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:45,760
and his government insiders and

812
00:33:49,669 --> 00:33:48,080
and his friends to talk to aliens then i

813
00:33:51,909 --> 00:33:49,679
would give him ten thousand dollars

814
00:33:54,149 --> 00:33:51,919
and so far he hasn't found a single

815
00:33:56,149 --> 00:33:54,159
dildo and then some of my viewers

816
00:33:57,909 --> 00:33:56,159
have buried dildos we're up to 14

817
00:33:59,430 --> 00:33:57,919
countries where there's buried dildos

818
00:34:01,750 --> 00:33:59,440
for david wilcock

819
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:01,760
and he if he finds those then i'm giving

820
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:03,760
ten dollars per failed dildo to his

821
00:34:07,669 --> 00:34:05,760
favorite charity

822
00:34:08,869 --> 00:34:07,679
i think he's playing you i think he's

823
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:08,879
totally playing you

824
00:34:12,149 --> 00:34:11,359
he hasn't found a single dildo yet no no

825
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:12,159
no no

826
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:14,399
in like a couple years from now you're

827
00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:15,760
gonna go and

828
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:17,839
dig it up to see if you found it and

829
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:20,720
you're gonna open it up and yeah

830
00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:22,320
i'll have a note from him like [\h__\h] you

831
00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:24,560
steve cambion right

832
00:34:28,629 --> 00:34:26,560
he'll just say thank you very much but

833
00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:28,639
jason quit i'm a very generous guy so i

834
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:30,480
didn't just give him dildos in the prize

835
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:31,200
box

836
00:34:35,349 --> 00:34:33,280
i gave him a strap-on for his wife and

837
00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:35,359
anal lube too

838
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:37,200
and the good stuff like i bought him the

839
00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:39,760
best analog money can buy jason quit

840
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:41,440
so you're a saint is what you're telling

841
00:34:45,829 --> 00:34:43,359
me i think so i think that's very

842
00:34:49,109 --> 00:34:45,839
generous of me

843
00:34:51,109 --> 00:34:49,119
oh my god well and are you still smoking

844
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:51,119
that what is it called chinook

845
00:34:56,069 --> 00:34:54,560
the uh picnic yeah so try

846
00:34:57,910 --> 00:34:56,079
from tribal i don't know what it is

847
00:34:59,190 --> 00:34:57,920
about your show i enjoy smoking the pipe

848
00:35:01,589 --> 00:34:59,200
when i'm on your show because you're

849
00:35:03,589 --> 00:35:01,599
smoking and i'm like

850
00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:03,599
yeah well you know what's funny is i

851
00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:05,520
really have to quit smoking and i uh

852
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:07,520
i've been vaping but i can't stand the

853
00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:09,119
vaping stuff like

854
00:35:12,950 --> 00:35:12,160
it's just not the same thing so well i

855
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:12,960
grew my

856
00:35:18,069 --> 00:35:16,000
uh my own stuff this year it was

857
00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:18,079
the first time i ever did that yeah and

858
00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:20,400
it's looking good for jason quit

859
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:22,640
he's got he's got the goods that's

860
00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:24,400
another reason why i'm coming to your

861
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:26,640
house to move in

862
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:28,640
i'll at least stay until that's gone

863
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:29,680
jason quit

864
00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:31,440
like we'll see how fast we could smoke

865
00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:32,800
it all yeah

866
00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:34,880
no this stuff is gonna probably last me

867
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:36,079
two lifetimes so

868
00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:39,440
i think i need some help i i i would

869
00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:40,320
help you

870
00:35:43,589 --> 00:35:42,800
i would help what are friends for right

871
00:35:45,190 --> 00:35:43,599
exactly and

872
00:35:47,910 --> 00:35:45,200
and i'm that type of person i would

873
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:47,920
share did i test it first

874
00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:50,720
yes test it out first i guess whatever

875
00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:51,920
you're growing

876
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:54,800
oh no i just like smelling it you know

877
00:35:58,069 --> 00:35:56,800
michael says he got him some maple syrup

878
00:35:59,670 --> 00:35:58,079
from a farm in vermont

879
00:36:01,589 --> 00:35:59,680
when i was out there and it was pretty

880
00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:01,599
damn good so there you go some people

881
00:36:08,150 --> 00:36:04,400
appreciate maple syrup

882
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:08,160
amazing for maple syrup just not me

883
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:10,320
oh yeah i forgot i also gave david

884
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:11,200
wilcock a ball

885
00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:14,640
gag too in the box there's a whole bunch

886
00:36:17,829 --> 00:36:15,920
of dildos there's a ball

887
00:36:19,109 --> 00:36:17,839
gag a strap-on for his wife and high

888
00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:19,119
quality high

889
00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:22,240
cost the best the good stuff in a loop i

890
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:23,520
didn't want to give him a huge box of

891
00:36:27,109 --> 00:36:25,359
dildos without giving him some anal lube

892
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:27,119
to help a brother out right i thought

893
00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:28,320
that would be rude

894
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:30,560
you're canadian right i'm american but

895
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:33,760
you know we don't want to be rude either

896
00:36:37,109 --> 00:36:36,079
is there a bottom to this conversation i

897
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:37,119
don't know you know

898
00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:38,320
you know what i was thinking though when

899
00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:40,320
we were on cw shows like

900
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:42,320
man i hope he real jason quit really

901
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:44,320
isn't pissed off because

902
00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:46,720
like i don't want to have to explain to

903
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:49,680
people why a canadian guy beat me up

904
00:36:54,069 --> 00:36:51,920
because it takes a lot to piss off a

905
00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:54,079
canadian you guys are so polite right

906
00:36:58,069 --> 00:36:56,480
like what's a canadian fight like like

907
00:37:00,950 --> 00:36:58,079
hey don't do that

908
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:00,960
a and the other guy goes yeah i'm sorry

909
00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:02,560
that was rude of me a

910
00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:05,760
right you ever see a hockey game oh yeah

911
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:07,920
you guys are tough with hockey though

912
00:37:11,589 --> 00:37:09,280
you fight with hockey

913
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:11,599
we grow up with hockey and that's just

914
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:13,040
like that's kind of

915
00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:15,200
to be expected that you fight within a

916
00:37:19,589 --> 00:37:16,240
hockey game though

917
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:19,599
right even as a kid you just

918
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:21,040
you know yeah we used to play street

919
00:37:24,470 --> 00:37:22,960
hockey and i swore that half the reason

920
00:37:25,589 --> 00:37:24,480
that we played street hockey was just to

921
00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:25,599
beat each other up

922
00:37:29,829 --> 00:37:27,920
it was an excuse to like you know give

923
00:37:33,109 --> 00:37:29,839
that guy you don't really like

924
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:33,119
a good check and and hurt him which is a

925
00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:34,720
little sadistic but

926
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:36,800
you know the street hockey like car and

927
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:39,440
then you gotta move the net

928
00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:42,480
oh rollerblades inline skates yeah

929
00:37:45,510 --> 00:37:44,880
yeah well we would play just in sneakers

930
00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:45,520
sometimes

931
00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:46,960
because we were poor we didn't have

932
00:37:51,589 --> 00:37:48,880
skates we just had a hockey stick

933
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:51,599
and these half-assed like hockey nets

934
00:37:54,069 --> 00:37:52,480
and then

935
00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:54,079
you know how we decided who the goalie

936
00:37:59,030 --> 00:37:56,960
was the goalies were

937
00:38:00,230 --> 00:37:59,040
the rich kids whose parents would buy

938
00:38:02,069 --> 00:38:00,240
them

939
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:02,079
hockey pads and goalie pads because

940
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:04,720
those were the most expensive

941
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:07,200
so you were pretty popular if you could

942
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:08,880
be a goalie in our neighborhood

943
00:38:12,069 --> 00:38:10,400
no we just put like i don't even know

944
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:12,079
what we put like just two pieces of

945
00:38:15,990 --> 00:38:13,680
garbage

946
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:16,000
yeah get it get the ball between here

947
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:17,520
sometimes we play with a ball and

948
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:18,880
sometimes we play with a puck even

949
00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:21,520
though we were just on the street

950
00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:24,960
yeah you don't play with a buck oh man

951
00:38:28,870 --> 00:38:26,960
you'll get your teeth knocked out well

952
00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:28,880
in other news victor sarge just got an

953
00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:33,440
ad for painful sex

954
00:38:37,829 --> 00:38:35,200
i guess if you have some good lube then

955
00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:37,839
it's not so painful right

956
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:45,430
i just saw a really funny wrestling

957
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:46,480
video

958
00:38:50,470 --> 00:38:49,040
describing the election it was quite

959
00:38:53,109 --> 00:38:50,480
funny

960
00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:53,119
yeah i i'm if nothing else this election

961
00:38:57,589 --> 00:38:55,920
is fun for the memes i saw somebody they

962
00:38:59,750 --> 00:38:57,599
they're doing a thing now where like

963
00:39:01,750 --> 00:38:59,760
donald trump is bending the knee

964
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:01,760
to joe biden and they put both their

965
00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:04,640
heads on it you know

966
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:08,079
and my favorite meme today was

967
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:09,520
anyone who thinks there will be a

968
00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:11,680
peaceful transition of power has never

969
00:39:15,349 --> 00:39:13,520
tried to drag a child out of chuck e

970
00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:15,359
cheese

971
00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:17,520
because i have and they get pissed off

972
00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:19,040
when it's time to leave chuck e cheese

973
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:20,240
bro

974
00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:21,680
chuck e cheese is closed because the

975
00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:23,680
cove did forever by the way

976
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:25,520
yeah i don't know about forever i think

977
00:39:30,069 --> 00:39:26,960
they they may come back

978
00:39:31,589 --> 00:39:30,079
they did claim bankruptcy yeah yeah and

979
00:39:32,390 --> 00:39:31,599
that's a shame because that's part of my

980
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:32,400
child's

981
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:33,760
well that was a part of my childhood

982
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:35,200
we're going to chuck e cheese to eat

983
00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:37,119
terrible pizza and play video games for

984
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:38,480
so-and-so's birthday

985
00:39:46,230 --> 00:39:42,640
this is my favorite election picture

986
00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:46,240
i'd like to see that in real life right

987
00:39:53,109 --> 00:39:49,520
so they they actually um

988
00:39:55,109 --> 00:39:53,119
they decided to do be co-presidents

989
00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:55,119
i i think that's the word is now

990
00:39:59,750 --> 00:39:56,160
politically correct

991
00:40:01,270 --> 00:39:59,760
as co-presidents they kissed and made up

992
00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:01,280
yeah i was wondering like what would

993
00:40:07,829 --> 00:40:03,440
ever what could that ever happen

994
00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:09,910
spooky says she's she's on the phone and

995
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:12,160
she'll be there soon okay

996
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:14,880
i think politics is actually a lot like

997
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:15,920
pro wrestling

998
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:17,760
where they're actually behind the scenes

999
00:40:21,349 --> 00:40:20,000
best friends and in the public it's like

1000
00:40:23,190 --> 00:40:21,359
okay you're on that side

1001
00:40:25,829 --> 00:40:23,200
yeah you know what was funny is george

1002
00:40:27,109 --> 00:40:25,839
h.w bush and the obamas were like really

1003
00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:27,119
close friends and

1004
00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:28,960
that doesn't really make sense but they

1005
00:40:34,550 --> 00:40:31,520
really are like they're buddies and

1006
00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:34,560
george bush loves uh obama's wife

1007
00:40:39,829 --> 00:40:36,000
kind of like me liking a certain

1008
00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:39,839
canadian guy's wife you know

1009
00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:41,359
oh i'm gonna get into that once you

1010
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:43,119
listen once you're a president

1011
00:40:47,349 --> 00:40:45,520
you join the president's club yeah it's

1012
00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:47,359
a pretty small club right

1013
00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:49,440
so in a couple years you're gonna have

1014
00:40:55,430 --> 00:40:52,720
trump standing next to bush and clinton

1015
00:40:55,910 --> 00:40:55,440
and everybody's gonna be hunky dory you

1016
00:40:58,230 --> 00:40:55,920
know

1017
00:41:00,390 --> 00:40:58,240
he's not gonna stand there and not eat a

1018
00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:00,400
pastrami sandwich in front of him he's

1019
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:05,990
yeah i think you're absolutely right

1020
00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:07,839
it's such a small club that like they

1021
00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:08,720
gotta and

1022
00:41:13,109 --> 00:41:11,440
and only those other guys can understand

1023
00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:13,119
what you went through doing that job

1024
00:41:16,550 --> 00:41:14,880
that's gotta be i don't understand why

1025
00:41:18,069 --> 00:41:16,560
anybody wants to do that's gotta be the

1026
00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:18,079
shittiest job ever

1027
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:22,720
you know gotta bomb people constantly

1028
00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:24,720
it's uh actually like when you really

1029
00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:25,920
think about it

1030
00:41:31,109 --> 00:41:29,200
who would actually want to be president

1031
00:41:32,309 --> 00:41:31,119
yeah that's i i wouldn't want it i

1032
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:32,319
wouldn't want that job it's just too

1033
00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:32,800
much

1034
00:41:36,309 --> 00:41:34,720
i can't run my own life how am i going

1035
00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:36,319
to run the lives of like

1036
00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:38,880
a billion people you know and he ran the

1037
00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:39,680
presidency

1038
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:42,960
through twitter he really did

1039
00:41:46,309 --> 00:41:44,240
you know the one thing though that i

1040
00:41:48,309 --> 00:41:46,319
will say about him i i it should have

1041
00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:48,319
been predicted that he would lose

1042
00:41:55,030 --> 00:41:52,400
because he went up against like a huge

1043
00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:55,040
as a huge underdog last time he beat all

1044
00:41:59,829 --> 00:41:57,200
these republicans that were like

1045
00:42:01,349 --> 00:41:59,839
seasoned politicians and and jeb bush

1046
00:42:02,710 --> 00:42:01,359
and all of these

1047
00:42:05,109 --> 00:42:02,720
people that have been doing politics for

1048
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:05,119
20 years he beat all them then he beat

1049
00:42:09,349 --> 00:42:07,839
the clinton family basically which is a

1050
00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:09,359
huge political

1051
00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:12,400
powerhouse and he beat the media and he

1052
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:14,560
won the presidency so

1053
00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:16,880
it was really statistically improbable

1054
00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:18,560
that he was going to do that again

1055
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:20,480
especially after all the [\h__\h] show the

1056
00:42:25,030 --> 00:42:21,760
last four years has been

1057
00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:25,040
but i think that i think that uh back

1058
00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:26,640
then the republican party really didn't

1059
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:28,000
have a strong candidate

1060
00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:30,400
to go up against hillary and they really

1061
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:31,200
needed

1062
00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:34,880
a person that's not in politics i think

1063
00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:38,400
um to be a strong contender

1064
00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:40,160
and because people were just sick and

1065
00:42:44,790 --> 00:42:42,960
tired of politics before trump came in

1066
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:44,800
and i think now after four years of

1067
00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:47,680
trump people are just sick and tired of

1068
00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:51,280
trump who's not a politician yeah

1069
00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:53,359
you know i will say though he's

1070
00:42:57,589 --> 00:42:55,040
entertaining as hell

1071
00:42:58,950 --> 00:42:57,599
and uh it's kind of fun to watch it's

1072
00:43:02,390 --> 00:42:58,960
kind of fun to watch him

1073
00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:02,400
and see like every time i think like man

1074
00:43:05,430 --> 00:43:04,240
what the [\h__\h] can he do next this has

1075
00:43:07,589 --> 00:43:05,440
got to be the worst

1076
00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:07,599
stupidest thing he's ever said or you

1077
00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:08,560
know then he

1078
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:12,720
tops himself he tops himself rage

1079
00:43:18,230 --> 00:43:15,760
rage tweeting about nancy pelosi at like

1080
00:43:19,349 --> 00:43:18,240
three in the morning and waking up at

1081
00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:19,359
like six a.m

1082
00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:22,560
and rage tweeting again about it i know

1083
00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:24,880
yeah if you're like a leader let's say

1084
00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:26,160
you're the leader of

1085
00:43:29,829 --> 00:43:27,680
uh some other country let's say like

1086
00:43:31,349 --> 00:43:29,839
iran and you wake up and say okay what's

1087
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:31,359
donald trump doing today

1088
00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:34,079
he goes to twitter he's gonna be like oh

1089
00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:36,240
he's having a fit

1090
00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:39,200
yeah like yeah and you know it's what

1091
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:40,000
really gets me

1092
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:41,920
is like he's got children and he's got

1093
00:43:46,550 --> 00:43:43,760
really smart advisors

1094
00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:46,560
but and i've read that like all of them

1095
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:48,160
were like you got to put your [\h__\h]

1096
00:43:51,030 --> 00:43:49,920
phone down you can't keep doing this and

1097
00:43:52,790 --> 00:43:51,040
he just like no

1098
00:43:54,470 --> 00:43:52,800
i'm talking directly to the american

1099
00:43:56,069 --> 00:43:54,480
people forget the media

1100
00:43:57,829 --> 00:43:56,079
i'm going to communicate directly to the

1101
00:43:59,990 --> 00:43:57,839
american people through twitter

1102
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:00,000
and you know spout all this venom and

1103
00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:01,760
hatred and [\h__\h]

1104
00:44:04,630 --> 00:44:02,880
you're right three o'clock in the

1105
00:44:06,069 --> 00:44:04,640
morning you would think the president

1106
00:44:07,349 --> 00:44:06,079
should be getting some rest so he could

1107
00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:07,359
get something done for the american

1108
00:44:09,589 --> 00:44:08,000
people the next

1109
00:44:11,589 --> 00:44:09,599
day nope it's three o'clock in the

1110
00:44:15,109 --> 00:44:11,599
morning [\h__\h] nancy pelosi or

1111
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:15,119
[\h__\h] chuck schumer or like whatever

1112
00:44:19,349 --> 00:44:17,440
so what do you think he's gonna do if he

1113
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:19,359
loses what is he gonna do next

1114
00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:21,760
i think he's gonna wait four years and

1115
00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:23,200
try this [\h__\h] again i

1116
00:44:27,109 --> 00:44:25,520
truly do if he loses i think he's gonna

1117
00:44:28,150 --> 00:44:27,119
spend the next four years trying to get

1118
00:44:31,349 --> 00:44:28,160
back at biden

1119
00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:31,359
he is notoriously he holds grudges like

1120
00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:32,720
a [\h__\h]

1121
00:44:37,349 --> 00:44:36,000
like his office his office is going to

1122
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:37,359
move from the white house

1123
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:40,800
right to mary laga in florida oh yeah

1124
00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:43,760
and um the digital army is going to be

1125
00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:46,000
now based from there

1126
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:47,920
somebody said trump tv he was planning

1127
00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:49,280
something called trump tv

1128
00:44:52,309 --> 00:44:50,800
and this might give him a perfect doubt

1129
00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:52,319
to do that you know

1130
00:44:57,430 --> 00:44:54,400
it'll be like a fox news but all the

1131
00:45:00,470 --> 00:44:57,440
time cable news channel

1132
00:45:01,109 --> 00:45:00,480
well for the next four years his plan is

1133
00:45:06,550 --> 00:45:01,119
going to be

1134
00:45:09,430 --> 00:45:06,560
choosing between golf shrimp buffets

1135
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:09,440
colonics and swimming yeah i don't know

1136
00:45:13,430 --> 00:45:11,760
if i had a supermodel hot wife

1137
00:45:15,030 --> 00:45:13,440
and all the money in the world i think

1138
00:45:17,430 --> 00:45:15,040
the last thing i would want to do

1139
00:45:18,309 --> 00:45:17,440
is run for president but i think after

1140
00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:18,319
you've won

1141
00:45:22,309 --> 00:45:20,480
and got so much money the only thing

1142
00:45:23,910 --> 00:45:22,319
left is like well let me give myself a

1143
00:45:25,829 --> 00:45:23,920
whole bunch of power that's what it is

1144
00:45:27,829 --> 00:45:25,839
for a lot of these rich guys

1145
00:45:29,430 --> 00:45:27,839
the rich old white guys that run our

1146
00:45:31,030 --> 00:45:29,440
whole entire government

1147
00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:31,040
i really think he set the stage for

1148
00:45:36,309 --> 00:45:33,200
ivanka to make a president run

1149
00:45:39,190 --> 00:45:36,319
in maybe eight years yeah

1150
00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:39,200
could be could be i think if he if he

1151
00:45:43,589 --> 00:45:40,800
definitely lost i think he's gonna

1152
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:43,599
at least try to run another term and if

1153
00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:44,960
and if he did that would be the first

1154
00:45:49,190 --> 00:45:46,720
president in history i think

1155
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:49,200
to lose a re-election and then get one

1156
00:45:54,230 --> 00:45:51,760
more term at four years four years later

1157
00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:54,240
which would be interesting but either

1158
00:45:58,950 --> 00:45:55,760
that or i think he's just gonna

1159
00:46:01,670 --> 00:45:58,960
he's just gonna fade away and try to uh

1160
00:46:03,349 --> 00:46:01,680
you know band-aid his ego because he's a

1161
00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:03,359
narcissist like that this has got to be

1162
00:46:07,190 --> 00:46:05,520
a huge blow to his ego

1163
00:46:08,790 --> 00:46:07,200
and it's going to he will not he will

1164
00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:08,800
not concede he will

1165
00:46:12,710 --> 00:46:11,760
fight it all the way to january and

1166
00:46:15,670 --> 00:46:12,720
that's actually

1167
00:46:17,270 --> 00:46:15,680
pretty sad um you know to put the

1168
00:46:20,230 --> 00:46:17,280
american public through that

1169
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:20,240
mess for another couple months most

1170
00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:20,800
somebody

1171
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:23,680
gs crippler says most trump fans don't

1172
00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:24,000
like

1173
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:25,680
ivanka i haven't heard that i thought

1174
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:27,760
that that she was pretty well liked

1175
00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:29,839
yeah same i didn't know that but like

1176
00:46:34,870 --> 00:46:31,920
you know i hate to say this but

1177
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:34,880
i i like i have very little respect for

1178
00:46:37,910 --> 00:46:36,240
his children because

1179
00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:37,920
you know the wealth and prosperity they

1180
00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:39,440
were born into

1181
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:41,920
you know and daddy gave me my job their

1182
00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:43,040
whole careers

1183
00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:44,720
everything that they have their daddy

1184
00:46:47,510 --> 00:46:46,079
just gave it to them

1185
00:46:50,230 --> 00:46:47,520
i don't think that makes for a good

1186
00:46:52,390 --> 00:46:50,240
person like you've got to learn to

1187
00:46:53,910 --> 00:46:52,400
to stand on your own two feet and and

1188
00:46:56,069 --> 00:46:53,920
find your own way in life and when you

1189
00:46:57,990 --> 00:46:56,079
when your parents have that much money

1190
00:47:00,470 --> 00:46:58,000
and they can just give you a career give

1191
00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:00,480
you a job give you an office

1192
00:47:05,430 --> 00:47:04,240
you know i don't think that ivanka would

1193
00:47:07,589 --> 00:47:05,440
be a very good president

1194
00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:07,599
because uh she hasn't earned anything in

1195
00:47:10,630 --> 00:47:08,880
her life

1196
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:10,640
well it's kind of like the the show the

1197
00:47:16,230 --> 00:47:12,640
apprentice it's like he would have them

1198
00:47:17,829 --> 00:47:16,240
standing like mannequins behind him

1199
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:17,839
and it was using his own children for

1200
00:47:21,349 --> 00:47:19,680
props

1201
00:47:24,710 --> 00:47:21,359
same thing he took them took them

1202
00:47:28,230 --> 00:47:24,720
everywhere as president

1203
00:47:30,950 --> 00:47:28,240
yeah oh genocide says

1204
00:47:32,309 --> 00:47:30,960
and as president i'm invading mars get

1205
00:47:34,069 --> 00:47:32,319
them before they get us

1206
00:47:36,069 --> 00:47:34,079
good idea we don't want mars to attack

1207
00:47:37,430 --> 00:47:36,079
we want to be preemptive jonassite says

1208
00:47:41,349 --> 00:47:37,440
he will attack

1209
00:47:42,790 --> 00:47:41,359
mars first he's going to start

1210
00:47:46,470 --> 00:47:42,800
an international not in an

1211
00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:49,190
past tense like okay so jason i don't

1212
00:47:52,549 --> 00:47:49,520
want to

1213
00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:52,559
other stuff to do yeah

1214
00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:55,200
i just wanted to come in and say hello

1215
00:47:58,150 --> 00:47:56,480
yeah and listen just

1216
00:48:00,309 --> 00:47:58,160
really in all seriousness just so

1217
00:48:01,109 --> 00:48:00,319
everybody understands your wife laughed

1218
00:48:03,670 --> 00:48:01,119
at that

1219
00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:03,680
drama the tweet the joke that i made and

1220
00:48:11,270 --> 00:48:04,800
you

1221
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:11,280
bad attempt at humor and like i've

1222
00:48:15,589 --> 00:48:12,400
apologized

1223
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:15,599
i hope we're good we're good right we're

1224
00:48:19,349 --> 00:48:16,720
good stephen

1225
00:48:21,510 --> 00:48:19,359
i don't want to get killed by some guy

1226
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:21,520
coming to drown me a maple syrup

1227
00:48:30,230 --> 00:48:28,309
yeah yeah i will definitely do that i

1228
00:48:31,270 --> 00:48:30,240
guess i owe you one because i was an

1229
00:48:32,790 --> 00:48:31,280
[\h__\h] and said

1230
00:48:34,790 --> 00:48:32,800
you know an attempt to make a joke

1231
00:48:37,030 --> 00:48:34,800
something that was insensitive so

1232
00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:37,040
i'll keep i you have my word i won't

1233
00:48:40,470 --> 00:48:38,720
challenge you to find any dildos or

1234
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:40,480
anything else

1235
00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:43,440
even though you quit you are an

1236
00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:46,559
interdimensional time traveler so

1237
00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:49,280
oh definitely how do you know that i

1238
00:48:55,829 --> 00:48:51,520
haven't already buried a time capsule

1239
00:48:59,109 --> 00:48:55,839
in 1922 for you to go dig up and find

1240
00:49:03,109 --> 00:48:59,119
wait that means you're a time traveler

1241
00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:03,119
i anything is possible okay

1242
00:49:08,549 --> 00:49:06,640
interesting yeah

1243
00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:08,559
take care guys why do you think i'm so

1244
00:49:13,510 --> 00:49:11,440
good at building cabins bro

1245
00:49:17,270 --> 00:49:13,520
all right thanks jason we appreciate you

1246
00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:17,280
being here all right bye

1247
00:49:21,109 --> 00:49:18,720
all right so there we have it friends

1248
00:49:23,270 --> 00:49:21,119
right from jason quit just

1249
00:49:25,589 --> 00:49:23,280
listen uh you know people could try to

1250
00:49:27,990 --> 00:49:25,599
start internet beeps and all this [\h__\h]

1251
00:49:29,430 --> 00:49:28,000
but uh at the end of the day we're

1252
00:49:30,790 --> 00:49:29,440
friends and he knew that i was just

1253
00:49:34,390 --> 00:49:30,800
busting his balls

1254
00:49:36,790 --> 00:49:34,400
uh and uh you know he didn't

1255
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:36,800
take offense neither did his wife thank

1256
00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:38,319
god like

1257
00:49:42,870 --> 00:49:40,160
but i guess i should be more careful in

1258
00:49:45,349 --> 00:49:42,880
how i attempt to make a joke

1259
00:49:45,910 --> 00:49:45,359
because yeah people could be uh pissed

1260
00:49:47,670 --> 00:49:45,920
off and

1261
00:49:49,990 --> 00:49:47,680
come and shoot me and that would be

1262
00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:50,000
unfortunate

1263
00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:53,520
so um i suppose we're waiting for any

1264
00:49:56,790 --> 00:49:55,839
other people who would like to join in

1265
00:50:01,990 --> 00:49:56,800
the show

1266
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:06,470
uh you don't see any additional requests

1267
00:50:12,230 --> 00:50:09,599
for anybody to join in

1268
00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:12,240
in the show let me put that bumper back

1269
00:50:15,270 --> 00:50:13,920
up if anybody would like to oh it is

1270
00:50:17,030 --> 00:50:15,280
it's already there if anybody would like

1271
00:50:19,109 --> 00:50:17,040
to join in the show

1272
00:50:21,109 --> 00:50:19,119
you can email me at truthsecretshow

1273
00:50:24,870 --> 00:50:21,119
gmail.com and join me

1274
00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:24,880
here live at the apocalypse cabin

1275
00:50:28,630 --> 00:50:28,160
uh and also somebody asked like is your

1276
00:50:31,910 --> 00:50:28,640
mac

1277
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:31,920
is

1278
00:50:35,589 --> 00:50:33,760
because my children knocked that thing

1279
00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:35,599
over and busted the glass

1280
00:50:39,990 --> 00:50:38,960
front and that's like 150 apart and i

1281
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:40,000
just haven't cared

1282
00:50:43,829 --> 00:50:42,720
enough to replace it yet but it bothers

1283
00:50:46,950 --> 00:50:43,839
me

1284
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:46,960
so i'm going to eventually um

1285
00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:48,400
so what we're going to do too is we're

1286
00:50:56,309 --> 00:50:50,160
going to

1287
00:50:59,750 --> 00:50:56,319
the phone lines it's

1288
00:51:02,390 --> 00:50:59,760
uh open forum open phone lines

1289
00:51:05,109 --> 00:51:02,400
open show you can come right on here and

1290
00:51:07,430 --> 00:51:05,119
join the show

1291
00:51:09,270 --> 00:51:07,440
jonasite is heading home in a minute

1292
00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:09,280
jonah side make sure you uh

1293
00:51:13,589 --> 00:51:10,720
yeah i think he wanted to join in make

1294
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:13,599
sure you send me a message on twitter or

1295
00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:17,200
uh let me see if i can find your email

1296
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:30,470
i see pragmatics

1297
00:51:38,069 --> 00:51:33,510
oh joe joe prisco i have everybody but

1298
00:51:38,079 --> 00:51:42,390
yeah jonas i'm not sure so uh

1299
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,870
i have bg's email here

1300
00:51:46,880 --> 00:52:05,349
i don't see jonas sides

1301
00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:07,589
yeah i don't know your email address

1302
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:08,640
offhand

1303
00:52:14,069 --> 00:52:11,680
genocide so oh there he is jonah side

1304
00:52:15,829 --> 00:52:14,079
uh i can send it to you i can send you

1305
00:52:16,390 --> 00:52:15,839
the link through the twitter dm and you

1306
00:52:22,230 --> 00:52:16,400
can

1307
00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:24,230
just give me one second i just got your

1308
00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:30,309
i sent you the link to join the show

1309
00:52:33,829 --> 00:52:31,040
into

1310
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:33,839
uh twitter dm just now you are most

1311
00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:35,760
welcome jonas side

1312
00:52:39,109 --> 00:52:38,240
um anybody else if you have any comments

1313
00:52:41,109 --> 00:52:39,119
or questions

1314
00:52:42,870 --> 00:52:41,119
but uh i said we were gonna talk about

1315
00:52:44,470 --> 00:52:42,880
election stuff and then we talked about

1316
00:52:46,150 --> 00:52:44,480
trump and elections well actually we

1317
00:52:47,109 --> 00:52:46,160
just talked more generally about trump

1318
00:52:50,230 --> 00:52:47,119
and what may happen

1319
00:52:53,349 --> 00:52:50,240
next not so much about the election but

1320
00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:53,359
uh any comments or

1321
00:52:57,589 --> 00:52:55,680
questions for me put them in all caps in

1322
00:53:01,510 --> 00:52:57,599
the live chat we are having an open

1323
00:53:02,069 --> 00:53:01,520
forum uh we're having an open forum

1324
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:02,079
tonight

1325
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:13,030
okay and i guess i have a question for

1326
00:53:18,950 --> 00:53:14,000
the live chat

1327
00:53:21,829 --> 00:53:18,960
has your life really changed that much

1328
00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:21,839
when a new president took office has

1329
00:53:25,990 --> 00:53:23,839
there been one president that

1330
00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:26,000
really helped you or your family i would

1331
00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:27,280
have to say

1332
00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:29,200
the one exception i have to nothing's

1333
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:31,119
going to change my life won't get better

1334
00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:33,040
or worse would have to be

1335
00:53:40,069 --> 00:53:36,240
obama and and here's why

1336
00:53:40,710 --> 00:53:40,079
just good timing when barack obama got

1337
00:53:44,390 --> 00:53:40,720
in office

1338
00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:48,630
and barack obama started this

1339
00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:51,920
program for first time home buyers

1340
00:53:54,710 --> 00:53:53,520
where they would give you i don't

1341
00:53:56,390 --> 00:53:54,720
remember if it was eight thousand

1342
00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:56,400
dollars or twelve i think it was eight

1343
00:54:01,030 --> 00:53:57,520
thousand dollars

1344
00:54:05,349 --> 00:54:01,040
towards purchasing your home

1345
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:05,359
um and i don't remember the details of

1346
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:07,760
what the qualifications were

1347
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:10,960
but i got eight thousand dollars just

1348
00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:11,760
handed to me

1349
00:54:18,870 --> 00:54:14,960
from barack obama so

1350
00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:18,880
uh in that way he did affect my life

1351
00:54:22,390 --> 00:54:21,040
eight thousand dollars is no joke

1352
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:22,400
especially when you're

1353
00:54:26,309 --> 00:54:24,480
young and just got married and are

1354
00:54:30,390 --> 00:54:26,319
trying to purchase a home

1355
00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:30,400
for you and your wife so we uh

1356
00:54:33,829 --> 00:54:32,079
we were fortunate in that we were both

1357
00:54:35,510 --> 00:54:33,839
saving up for the home

1358
00:54:37,990 --> 00:54:35,520
for you know the down payment and this

1359
00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:38,000
and that but uh

1360
00:54:41,829 --> 00:54:40,480
what what happened is that we put all

1361
00:54:45,190 --> 00:54:41,839
the money that we had

1362
00:54:46,069 --> 00:54:45,200
really into the down payment to get them

1363
00:54:49,349 --> 00:54:46,079
and then get

1364
00:54:51,190 --> 00:54:49,359
a mortgage for the rest so we were able

1365
00:54:52,069 --> 00:54:51,200
to purchase the home but then we were

1366
00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:52,079
going to be really

1367
00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:54,960
broke for a long time and then we got

1368
00:54:57,510 --> 00:54:56,640
the eight thousand dollars from barack

1369
00:54:59,990 --> 00:54:57,520
obama

1370
00:55:01,589 --> 00:55:00,000
for being first-time home buyers uh and

1371
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:01,599
yeah that's the american dream and

1372
00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:03,440
barack obama to his credit wanted to

1373
00:55:07,190 --> 00:55:05,440
help people achieve that american dream

1374
00:55:10,069 --> 00:55:07,200
own your own home

1375
00:55:12,069 --> 00:55:10,079
well it's part of the american dream so

1376
00:55:12,789 --> 00:55:12,079
we were able to take that eight thousand

1377
00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:12,799
dollars

1378
00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:16,240
and furnish the entire home by whatever

1379
00:55:22,390 --> 00:55:19,280
it is that we needed uh which was great

1380
00:55:23,190 --> 00:55:22,400
actually we bought the home uh before we

1381
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:23,200
got married

1382
00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:26,400
about a year maybe two years before we

1383
00:55:29,990 --> 00:55:28,000
got married and we just lived together

1384
00:55:33,109 --> 00:55:30,000
until we got married but it was great

1385
00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:33,119
because having that money really did

1386
00:55:36,230 --> 00:55:34,079
change our lives

1387
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:36,240
we didn't you know i remember when my

1388
00:55:39,589 --> 00:55:37,760
wife told me she said we don't have to

1389
00:55:40,630 --> 00:55:39,599
worry about buying furniture or whatever

1390
00:55:43,109 --> 00:55:40,640
we need because we're gonna

1391
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:43,119
we're getting this check and i was like

1392
00:55:47,270 --> 00:55:43,760
great

1393
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:47,280
and that in that case a

1394
00:55:53,190 --> 00:55:50,400
president did something really really

1395
00:55:54,950 --> 00:55:53,200
that did change my life because failing

1396
00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:54,960
having that eight thousand dollars we

1397
00:55:57,990 --> 00:55:56,319
probably would have been

1398
00:55:59,750 --> 00:55:58,000
sitting on lawn furniture for a while

1399
00:56:02,789 --> 00:55:59,760
because we don't like my wife and i

1400
00:56:05,109 --> 00:56:02,799
neither of us like taking loans

1401
00:56:06,710 --> 00:56:05,119
we would rather just wait until okay now

1402
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:06,720
we have cash we'll buy a couch now we

1403
00:56:10,309 --> 00:56:07,440
have

1404
00:56:12,950 --> 00:56:10,319
cash we'll buy a tv whatever so my house

1405
00:56:15,190 --> 00:56:12,960
would have been empty for a while

1406
00:56:16,230 --> 00:56:15,200
while we or it would have had much

1407
00:56:18,870 --> 00:56:16,240
shittier stuff

1408
00:56:20,069 --> 00:56:18,880
like you know so-and-so's got a free

1409
00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:20,079
couch we can have

1410
00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:24,240
somebody's got a uh somebody's got a

1411
00:56:28,710 --> 00:56:27,040
you know kitchen table we can have you

1412
00:56:29,670 --> 00:56:28,720
know it would have been like a lot of

1413
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:29,680
used and

1414
00:56:35,829 --> 00:56:33,680
and not the best

1415
00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:35,839
furniture and whatever because we had

1416
00:56:38,870 --> 00:56:37,040
the eight thousand dollars we were able

1417
00:56:42,390 --> 00:56:38,880
to buy brand new furniture

1418
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:42,400
and um brand new furniture and

1419
00:56:45,589 --> 00:56:44,160
you know all the stuff when you get a

1420
00:56:48,309 --> 00:56:45,599
new house uh

1421
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:48,319
you know sure we my wife and i both had

1422
00:56:50,789 --> 00:56:50,000
stuff we could bring with us but my

1423
00:56:52,630 --> 00:56:50,799
furniture was

1424
00:56:53,990 --> 00:56:52,640
shitty man furniture and she didn't want

1425
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:54,000
it in our house

1426
00:56:57,430 --> 00:56:55,839
like that's just reality she's like

1427
00:56:58,150 --> 00:56:57,440
you're not bringing any of this [\h__\h] to

1428
00:57:00,789 --> 00:56:58,160
our new house

1429
00:57:01,349 --> 00:57:00,799
are you but she meant you're not

1430
00:57:03,990 --> 00:57:01,359
bringing

1431
00:57:05,190 --> 00:57:04,000
any of this [\h__\h] to our new house that's

1432
00:57:07,109 --> 00:57:05,200
what she meant

1433
00:57:08,630 --> 00:57:07,119
and uh yeah i got an education in

1434
00:57:09,430 --> 00:57:08,640
marriage too because it was so funny

1435
00:57:12,150 --> 00:57:09,440
like

1436
00:57:13,910 --> 00:57:12,160
i didn't understand but my wife moved in

1437
00:57:16,630 --> 00:57:13,920
with me

1438
00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:16,640
and then she started throwing out my old

1439
00:57:21,270 --> 00:57:18,160
clothes

1440
00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:21,280
i was like

1441
00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:24,880
really like these old ragged t-shirts

1442
00:57:28,390 --> 00:57:26,000
that i have that are

1443
00:57:30,390 --> 00:57:28,400
falling apart but eventually you figure

1444
00:57:31,670 --> 00:57:30,400
out like that's just what women do

1445
00:57:33,109 --> 00:57:31,680
and then she said like you're not going

1446
00:57:33,510 --> 00:57:33,119
to walk around looking like a homeless

1447
00:57:35,109 --> 00:57:33,520
man

1448
00:57:37,510 --> 00:57:35,119
if you're with me you've got to have a

1449
00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:37,520
decent shirt on or whatever you know

1450
00:57:40,870 --> 00:57:40,400
and to this day and she's made i'm i'm

1451
00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:40,880
very

1452
00:57:44,390 --> 00:57:43,440
fortunate because uh i have not shopped

1453
00:57:46,789 --> 00:57:44,400
in a store

1454
00:57:47,670 --> 00:57:46,799
like almost ever for the whole time i've

1455
00:57:50,309 --> 00:57:47,680
been with this woman

1456
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:50,319
occasionally i have to go and buy but

1457
00:57:54,870 --> 00:57:52,000
mostly you know man's like i'll go to

1458
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:54,880
home depot i won't go to target and buy

1459
00:57:59,030 --> 00:57:57,359
shirts or pants or anything else that i

1460
00:58:02,230 --> 00:57:59,040
need my wife

1461
00:58:02,950 --> 00:58:02,240
very takes care of me very well which is

1462
00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:02,960
great

1463
00:58:07,190 --> 00:58:06,480
and uh yeah somebody recently was asking

1464
00:58:09,270 --> 00:58:07,200
me like

1465
00:58:10,309 --> 00:58:09,280
what is what is the key to doing really

1466
00:58:12,309 --> 00:58:10,319
well in life

1467
00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:12,319
and i think that one thing that a lot of

1468
00:58:18,470 --> 00:58:14,960
people ignore and don't do well with

1469
00:58:21,510 --> 00:58:18,480
is the choice of husband or wife or

1470
00:58:25,510 --> 00:58:21,520
you know spouse and to also

1471
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:25,520
stay married all my friends are divorced

1472
00:58:28,870 --> 00:58:26,880
some of my friends are on their third

1473
00:58:29,670 --> 00:58:28,880
wives i have one friend that i think has

1474
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:29,680
had four

1475
00:58:34,069 --> 00:58:31,760
he's on his he just got married to his

1476
00:58:36,549 --> 00:58:34,079
fourth wife and he's my age

1477
00:58:37,589 --> 00:58:36,559
and to me that's crazy because every

1478
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:37,599
time you do that

1479
00:58:41,190 --> 00:58:40,160
you gotta sort of split things and start

1480
00:58:43,910 --> 00:58:41,200
over

1481
00:58:44,789 --> 00:58:43,920
so if you ask me one of the things that

1482
00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:44,799
i would say

1483
00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:46,400
if you if you want to have an abundant

1484
00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:48,720
and great life

1485
00:58:52,870 --> 00:58:51,200
pick the right one first of all pick the

1486
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:52,880
right spouse

1487
00:58:56,309 --> 00:58:55,760
pick the right take your time dating

1488
00:58:58,870 --> 00:58:56,319
right

1489
00:58:59,750 --> 00:58:58,880
and narrowing things down find out what

1490
00:59:04,630 --> 00:58:59,760
is it you want

1491
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:04,640
life and get the get a good spouse

1492
00:59:08,230 --> 00:59:06,640
uh then you don't you'll have less

1493
00:59:09,349 --> 00:59:08,240
likelihood of getting divorced and

1494
00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:09,359
having issues

1495
00:59:13,190 --> 00:59:12,000
and also i'd say live with them first

1496
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:13,200
because

1497
00:59:18,309 --> 00:59:16,160
some people that i know got like shell

1498
00:59:21,589 --> 00:59:18,319
shocked when they moved in with their

1499
00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:21,599
girlfriend or boyfriend because that's

1500
00:59:26,309 --> 00:59:24,240
living together and and dating is two

1501
00:59:28,309 --> 00:59:26,319
totally different things

1502
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:28,319
yeah you've got and you gotta stay

1503
00:59:32,230 --> 00:59:29,440
married it's fine

1504
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:32,240
do any divorce is a financial disaster

1505
00:59:35,589 --> 00:59:33,760
so if you can avoid that financial

1506
00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:35,599
disaster and stay married

1507
00:59:41,589 --> 00:59:37,280
you're going to do better long term in

1508
00:59:45,510 --> 00:59:44,470
vanessa see i'm right though vanessa

1509
00:59:47,430 --> 00:59:45,520
right like

1510
00:59:49,510 --> 00:59:47,440
women are gonna do this she says i

1511
00:59:51,270 --> 00:59:49,520
finally tossed out my man's old ratty

1512
00:59:52,870 --> 00:59:51,280
plaid cargo shorts

1513
00:59:55,510 --> 00:59:52,880
that he tries to wear all year round

1514
00:59:55,910 --> 00:59:55,520
with hawaiian shirts holy [\h__\h] he's got

1515
01:00:03,589 --> 00:59:55,920
worse

1516
01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:06,069
michael says our education system sucks

1517
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:07,680
look at kentucky

1518
01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:09,760
fifth poorest state in the nation and

1519
01:00:26,829 --> 01:00:13,040
they re-elected moscow mitch

1520
01:00:31,190 --> 01:00:29,030
oh

1521
01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:31,200
jess crippler says trump shut down

1522
01:00:36,390 --> 01:00:33,440
travel from infected countries advent

1523
01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:36,400
against advisors advice yes and he loves

1524
01:00:40,789 --> 01:00:38,640
to remind us about how he did that

1525
01:00:42,230 --> 01:00:40,799
and saved all these lives and people

1526
01:00:44,789 --> 01:00:42,240
didn't want him to

1527
01:00:45,829 --> 01:00:44,799
takes a victory lap on that pretty much

1528
01:00:50,390 --> 01:00:45,839
every chance

1529
01:00:52,390 --> 01:00:50,400
he get mario he says and so because some

1530
01:00:54,069 --> 01:00:52,400
are doing better financially is that

1531
01:00:55,589 --> 01:00:54,079
good enough to say it's better

1532
01:00:57,990 --> 01:00:55,599
regardless

1533
01:00:59,670 --> 01:00:58,000
of the many bigots sexist homophobes

1534
01:01:04,309 --> 01:00:59,680
that found a voice with trump

1535
01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:04,319
yeah i i was doing very well

1536
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:07,920
uh financially i think until coveted hit

1537
01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:12,160
and then um you know a big

1538
01:01:16,230 --> 01:01:14,480
i had two things that i did for money

1539
01:01:19,349 --> 01:01:16,240
the first was fixing computers

1540
01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:19,359
and it was in-home service uh and that's

1541
01:01:22,549 --> 01:01:20,720
kind of what i was known for in other

1542
01:01:24,470 --> 01:01:22,559
words if your laptop's broke you don't

1543
01:01:27,349 --> 01:01:24,480
have to take it to the geek guys at best

1544
01:01:31,109 --> 01:01:27,359
buy and wait a week or whatever

1545
01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:31,119
you just call me i come to your home

1546
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:33,680
and if i can fix it on site in an hour

1547
01:01:37,670 --> 01:01:35,119
or two

1548
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:37,680
i do it right there and give it back to

1549
01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:39,760
you giving you an invoice

1550
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:42,160
or i pick it up if it's going to be a

1551
01:01:44,549 --> 01:01:42,960
really long

1552
01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:44,559
project take it home and bring it back

1553
01:01:49,030 --> 01:01:46,079
to you

1554
01:01:50,309 --> 01:01:49,040
but anyway because of kovid nobody wants

1555
01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:50,319
you in their house anymore

1556
01:01:53,349 --> 01:01:52,400
and you can ask anybody that works in a

1557
01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:53,359
s in

1558
01:01:59,430 --> 01:01:57,520
where you go

1559
01:02:01,349 --> 01:01:59,440
in people's houses to work like a

1560
01:02:04,789 --> 01:02:01,359
painter carpenter

1561
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:04,799
whatever people that refinish kitchens

1562
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:06,000
or redo bathrooms

1563
01:02:11,589 --> 01:02:09,760
tile work has slowed to a crawl

1564
01:02:13,109 --> 01:02:11,599
because people are so cautious that they

1565
01:02:15,349 --> 01:02:13,119
don't want a stranger in their house

1566
01:02:18,230 --> 01:02:15,359
that could infect them in their family

1567
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:18,240
so that source of my income went to [\h__\h]

1568
01:02:22,789 --> 01:02:20,079
and the other thing that i did was i

1569
01:02:24,230 --> 01:02:22,799
drove uber a lot and i really liked

1570
01:02:27,990 --> 01:02:24,240
doing it

1571
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:28,000
uh but but my wife really really was

1572
01:02:31,589 --> 01:02:29,839
dead set against me doing that because

1573
01:02:33,349 --> 01:02:31,599
you never know who's gonna get your car

1574
01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:33,359
and sneeze on your back and now you've

1575
01:02:36,630 --> 01:02:34,400
got covered

1576
01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:36,640
and plus there's all these crazy things

1577
01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:39,520
that you got to deal with now

1578
01:02:45,270 --> 01:02:42,720
because of covid being a driver

1579
01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:45,280
you know and my car died my uber car

1580
01:02:49,230 --> 01:02:47,039
died i had this old

1581
01:02:51,109 --> 01:02:49,240
well wasn't that old actually it was a

1582
01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:51,119
2006

1583
01:03:01,589 --> 01:02:57,280
what is the cop car christ now i'm

1584
01:03:07,829 --> 01:03:04,789
ford crown vic a 2006 ford crown vic

1585
01:03:09,510 --> 01:03:07,839
uh that was it ran great but it was a

1586
01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:09,520
piece of [\h__\h] the interior

1587
01:03:13,349 --> 01:03:11,280
was nice but the outside of the car was

1588
01:03:15,349 --> 01:03:13,359
so shitty it's funny i was like

1589
01:03:16,549 --> 01:03:15,359
i had spray paint i would like spray

1590
01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:16,559
paint it and [\h__\h]

1591
01:03:22,069 --> 01:03:19,280
just because uh the paint was peeling

1592
01:03:23,990 --> 01:03:22,079
off in spots and it used to be a taxi

1593
01:03:25,270 --> 01:03:24,000
and then in another spot the paint was

1594
01:03:27,589 --> 01:03:25,280
peeling off and you could see like a

1595
01:03:29,270 --> 01:03:27,599
police logo because it was a police car

1596
01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:29,280
then it was a taxi

1597
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:32,079
and they so i'm like spray you can't

1598
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:33,520
have that if you're an uber driver you

1599
01:03:37,910 --> 01:03:34,720
can't have like

1600
01:03:39,109 --> 01:03:37,920
you you you know the taxi logo or the

1601
01:03:41,430 --> 01:03:39,119
police logo

1602
01:03:43,270 --> 01:03:41,440
so i'm like spray painting it with like

1603
01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:43,280
paint from home depot just like can

1604
01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:45,599
spray paint you know rattle cans

1605
01:03:49,990 --> 01:03:48,640
and uh i used to like driving in the

1606
01:03:52,309 --> 01:03:50,000
dark

1607
01:03:54,150 --> 01:03:52,319
and when it was raining because when it

1608
01:03:56,630 --> 01:03:54,160
was raining you couldn't really see how

1609
01:03:58,390 --> 01:03:56,640
shitty the car looked

1610
01:04:00,470 --> 01:03:58,400
and so many you know i used to get so

1611
01:04:02,470 --> 01:04:00,480
many people used to get in my car and go

1612
01:04:03,990 --> 01:04:02,480
they let you uber in this thing how old

1613
01:04:04,630 --> 01:04:04,000
is this car because it looked a lot

1614
01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:04,640
older

1615
01:04:09,829 --> 01:04:07,440
but they haven't changed those crown vic

1616
01:04:13,190 --> 01:04:09,839
since like 1985 so it was really an

1617
01:04:15,589 --> 01:04:13,200
uh a car from 1985. but it was made in

1618
01:04:18,309 --> 01:04:15,599
2006 so somehow they let me uber with

1619
01:04:19,430 --> 01:04:18,319
it what a shitty car the car finally

1620
01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:19,440
died

1621
01:04:23,029 --> 01:04:20,960
and then i had to get a new car and

1622
01:04:24,710 --> 01:04:23,039
right when i got my new car and got it

1623
01:04:26,549 --> 01:04:24,720
all hooked up and i was really happy

1624
01:04:29,910 --> 01:04:26,559
because i had a really nice

1625
01:04:33,430 --> 01:04:29,920
uh only couple year old car the mazda r

1626
01:04:37,589 --> 01:04:33,440
uh mazda5 uh kovit hit

1627
01:04:39,510 --> 01:04:37,599
and i was like not gonna not gonna

1628
01:04:42,069 --> 01:04:39,520
start driving strangers around in my car

1629
01:04:45,109 --> 01:04:42,079
until i see what this is about

1630
01:04:45,829 --> 01:04:45,119
but uh oh so again i'm off in the woods

1631
01:04:50,309 --> 01:04:45,839
my

1632
01:04:52,069 --> 01:04:50,319
was doing pretty well financially and

1633
01:04:55,109 --> 01:04:52,079
then covet hit and it seems like

1634
01:04:57,510 --> 01:04:55,119
any sources of income that i had are not

1635
01:05:01,750 --> 01:04:57,520
really possible or have slowed down

1636
01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:01,760
to a trickle right now uh

1637
01:05:05,349 --> 01:05:04,240
but it is what it is i'm trying to uh

1638
01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:05,359
i'm trying to

1639
01:05:10,630 --> 01:05:07,680
make the best of a bad situation so i'm

1640
01:05:11,670 --> 01:05:10,640
like well i will use this time to get

1641
01:05:13,430 --> 01:05:11,680
some things done

1642
01:05:15,990 --> 01:05:13,440
at the cabin or i'll use this time to

1643
01:05:17,829 --> 01:05:16,000
fix up some things around the house

1644
01:05:19,990 --> 01:05:17,839
i'm fortunate that my wife puts up with

1645
01:05:23,349 --> 01:05:20,000
my lack of financial resources

1646
01:05:25,349 --> 01:05:23,359
she does very well we work together so

1647
01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:25,359
and by the way that reminds me i really

1648
01:05:28,789 --> 01:05:26,799
have to uh

1649
01:05:30,710 --> 01:05:28,799
i'm gonna have to be i gotta get some of

1650
01:05:32,549 --> 01:05:30,720
this stuff done at this cabin

1651
01:05:34,470 --> 01:05:32,559
because then there's things my wife once

1652
01:05:35,109 --> 01:05:34,480
done at the house and i really gotta get

1653
01:05:37,270 --> 01:05:35,119
to it she

1654
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:37,280
she really deserves it like she's been

1655
01:05:40,549 --> 01:05:38,640
pretty patient with me i have a little

1656
01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:40,559
bit more painting to do at the house

1657
01:05:46,390 --> 01:05:44,640
and um and just i got to build some

1658
01:05:47,670 --> 01:05:46,400
a couple some shells and some other

1659
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:47,680
stuff and uh

1660
01:05:51,829 --> 01:05:50,160
but you know i have to have time to do

1661
01:05:53,670 --> 01:05:51,839
that

1662
01:05:55,670 --> 01:05:53,680
she's been very patient letting me work

1663
01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:55,680
on the cabin waiting for me to get to

1664
01:06:01,029 --> 01:05:57,760
the things at our main house

1665
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:01,039
um but honestly our old house was such a

1666
01:06:06,710 --> 01:06:01,760
shitty

1667
01:06:09,990 --> 01:06:06,720
always breaking constantly

1668
01:06:11,670 --> 01:06:10,000
so the new house everything works

1669
01:06:13,829 --> 01:06:11,680
this is the first time we've had a house

1670
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:13,839
where like everything works

1671
01:06:19,270 --> 01:06:17,760
uh so to me the difference between my

1672
01:06:21,829 --> 01:06:19,280
old house and this new house is like

1673
01:06:22,950 --> 01:06:21,839
it's just cosmetic stuff that she wants

1674
01:06:25,829 --> 01:06:22,960
everything works

1675
01:06:26,710 --> 01:06:25,839
it's not like where you know the toilet

1676
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:26,720
overflows

1677
01:06:33,029 --> 01:06:30,079
every 10th time you flush it or whatever

1678
01:06:35,029 --> 01:06:33,039
or you know leaking pipes we had so many

1679
01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:35,039
problems with our old house i was always

1680
01:06:37,349 --> 01:06:36,960
going to home depot it was like once a

1681
01:06:39,349 --> 01:06:37,359
week

1682
01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:39,359
there was some huge project like replace

1683
01:06:44,390 --> 01:06:41,680
a whole section of pipe in the basement

1684
01:06:45,190 --> 01:06:44,400
or the heater died once the hot water

1685
01:06:48,390 --> 01:06:45,200
heater died

1686
01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:48,400
twice uh and and the

1687
01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:49,920
yeah i think the hot water here is like

1688
01:06:54,710 --> 01:06:52,319
under warranty this you know like

1689
01:06:55,670 --> 01:06:54,720
one died we replaced it but then that

1690
01:06:57,990 --> 01:06:55,680
one died too

1691
01:06:59,349 --> 01:06:58,000
but it was under warranty so that old

1692
01:07:01,029 --> 01:06:59,359
house was a nightmare we called it the

1693
01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:01,039
hell house we really called it the hell

1694
01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:02,960
house

1695
01:07:06,069 --> 01:07:04,960
so friends just a reminder if you do

1696
01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:06,079
want to come on the show

1697
01:07:09,349 --> 01:07:08,000
anybody is welcome i think spooky may

1698
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:09,359
still be coming on

1699
01:07:13,990 --> 01:07:13,039
or we may uh we may we may wrap things

1700
01:07:17,430 --> 01:07:14,000
up but you can email

1701
01:07:19,029 --> 01:07:17,440
me at truthseekershow gmail.com

1702
01:07:21,589 --> 01:07:19,039
if you would like a link to join the

1703
01:07:25,270 --> 01:07:21,599
show you just need a webcam

1704
01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:25,280
or a microphone or both ideally

1705
01:07:33,270 --> 01:07:29,920
and uh yeah you are most welcome

1706
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:33,280
so we're trying to uh um i'm just

1707
01:07:36,549 --> 01:07:33,760
checking

1708
01:07:37,990 --> 01:07:36,559
in on all the messages here to make sure

1709
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:38,000
that we

1710
01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:40,400
haven't missed any requests to join the

1711
01:07:43,910 --> 01:07:41,280
show

1712
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:43,920
i'm going to i suppose play the open

1713
01:07:48,870 --> 01:07:45,280
lines bumper

1714
01:07:50,710 --> 01:07:48,880
but first i can just put the number up

1715
01:07:52,870 --> 01:07:50,720
on the screen if you would like to call

1716
01:07:56,710 --> 01:07:52,880
in you are most welcome to call in

1717
01:07:58,470 --> 01:07:56,720
as well we have open phone lines

1718
01:08:00,150 --> 01:07:58,480
and this is the phone number if you do

1719
01:08:00,549 --> 01:08:00,160
get a busy signal or voicemail that

1720
01:08:04,069 --> 01:08:00,559
means

1721
01:08:06,309 --> 01:08:04,079
and to try back shortly

1722
01:08:07,910 --> 01:08:06,319
and maybe you'll get through something

1723
01:08:10,069 --> 01:08:07,920
it seems to me that like

1724
01:08:11,829 --> 01:08:10,079
it seems like 10 people call all at the

1725
01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:11,839
same moment you know and then i get the

1726
01:08:16,149 --> 01:08:12,960
10 voicemails

1727
01:08:17,910 --> 01:08:16,159
later one time i looked and i saw like

1728
01:08:19,349 --> 01:08:17,920
27 voicemails what the hell

1729
01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:19,359
who the hell called me and it turned out

1730
01:08:22,789 --> 01:08:21,679
to be all people the night before that

1731
01:08:25,349 --> 01:08:22,799
we're trying to get

1732
01:08:27,110 --> 01:08:25,359
in in you know trying to call into the

1733
01:08:30,309 --> 01:08:27,120
show

1734
01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:30,319
but failing uh

1735
01:08:35,749 --> 01:08:33,920
failing any uh incoming calls everybody

1736
01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:35,759
is very welcome to call in

1737
01:08:39,910 --> 01:08:38,960
uh failing anybody calling in or wanting

1738
01:08:41,590 --> 01:08:39,920
to

1739
01:08:44,470 --> 01:08:41,600
take part in the show i'll just turn my

1740
01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:44,480
attention to the live chat

1741
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:50,630
let's see blind dave crypto 44 never

1742
01:08:53,910 --> 01:08:51,679
married no kids

1743
01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:53,920
they all got weird when living together

1744
01:09:03,590 --> 01:08:55,440
i think there's something in the water

1745
01:09:06,870 --> 01:09:05,430
mario he are you begging us to come

1746
01:09:09,189 --> 01:09:06,880
wreak havoc again yes

1747
01:09:19,110 --> 01:09:09,199
i'd like to talk to my canadian mexican

1748
01:09:23,269 --> 01:09:21,110
yeah why do people call their wives my

1749
01:09:25,269 --> 01:09:23,279
old lady what if she's young

1750
01:09:27,349 --> 01:09:25,279
yeah i don't know i have bikers in my

1751
01:09:27,829 --> 01:09:27,359
family my uncles were in the pagans and

1752
01:09:30,070 --> 01:09:27,839
uh

1753
01:09:32,550 --> 01:09:30,080
that's very common among bikers of the

1754
01:09:35,749 --> 01:09:32,560
term old lady even if she's 20.

1755
01:09:39,030 --> 01:09:35,759
she's still my old lady and the women

1756
01:09:44,630 --> 01:09:42,390
which is strange right charles unleashed

1757
01:09:47,829 --> 01:09:44,640
wants to know where is drunk irish guy

1758
01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:47,839
hey have some respect that

1759
01:09:51,990 --> 01:09:50,960
are it's the truth seekers drunk irish

1760
01:09:58,630 --> 01:09:52,000
correspondent

1761
01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:00,630
i want tiff to take part this time she

1762
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:02,080
won't speak on politics

1763
01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:05,920
uh well i can uh i can message you

1764
01:10:10,950 --> 01:10:08,080
oh let me hope i can get into facebook

1765
01:10:13,350 --> 01:10:10,960
over here michael

1766
01:10:13,990 --> 01:10:13,360
isn't it terrible that like if you lose

1767
01:10:17,030 --> 01:10:14,000
your

1768
01:10:19,270 --> 01:10:17,040
saved passwords you have no idea how to

1769
01:10:22,630 --> 01:10:19,280
get into your accounts because i have

1770
01:10:27,110 --> 01:10:22,640
uh i have

1771
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:27,120
like tried

1772
01:10:31,189 --> 01:10:29,360
i i have this other computer here that i

1773
01:10:32,709 --> 01:10:31,199
never logged into facebook and i

1774
01:10:34,550 --> 01:10:32,719
i can't for the life me remember the

1775
01:10:36,470 --> 01:10:34,560
password and i don't want to reset it so

1776
01:10:38,550 --> 01:10:36,480
i have to wait until i check

1777
01:10:40,630 --> 01:10:38,560
what the password actually is you know

1778
01:10:42,310 --> 01:10:40,640
and save the passwords

1779
01:10:44,709 --> 01:10:42,320
but isn't it terrible how you go when

1780
01:10:46,470 --> 01:10:44,719
you go to a new device you're like [\h__\h]

1781
01:10:48,149 --> 01:10:46,480
what the [\h__\h] is my twitter password

1782
01:10:49,270 --> 01:10:48,159
[\h__\h] what is my facebook page and i

1783
01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:49,280
don't know about everybody else i don't

1784
01:11:00,149 --> 01:10:56,870
all right i'm looking for uh i'm looking

1785
01:11:04,229 --> 01:11:02,310
i think i think i got you michael we'll

1786
01:11:07,510 --> 01:11:04,239
see

1787
01:11:11,030 --> 01:11:07,520
i think i got the invite yes i sent you

1788
01:11:15,590 --> 01:11:13,750
yeah so your lady is most welcome here

1789
01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:15,600
your old lady

1790
01:11:20,470 --> 01:11:17,360
or just your lady right people are

1791
01:11:23,990 --> 01:11:22,070
okay we went through where is drunk

1792
01:11:24,870 --> 01:11:24,000
irish guy we explained that and to his

1793
01:11:26,470 --> 01:11:24,880
credit he's

1794
01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:26,480
by the way ryan murphy richards has

1795
01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:28,719
apologized to me and i say no apology

1796
01:11:32,470 --> 01:11:29,360
necessary

1797
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:32,480
i've been shitfaced drunk and and

1798
01:11:37,270 --> 01:11:34,800
not at my best and that was his issue he

1799
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:37,280
was drinking whiskey i believe

1800
01:11:40,950 --> 01:11:39,280
being irish that's what you do at night

1801
01:11:43,669 --> 01:11:40,960
if you're irish you drink whiskey

1802
01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:43,679
and uh he had a few too many shots of

1803
01:11:47,189 --> 01:11:45,840
whiskey before the stream started so by

1804
01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:47,199
the time he got

1805
01:11:52,149 --> 01:11:50,239
into the stream with us uh

1806
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:52,159
and and he also said that was the first

1807
01:11:54,950 --> 01:11:53,760
time he's ever streamed or been on a

1808
01:11:57,910 --> 01:11:54,960
stream so he wasn't

1809
01:11:59,030 --> 01:11:57,920
aware of you know the etiquette of don't

1810
01:12:05,110 --> 01:11:59,040
talk

1811
01:12:08,310 --> 01:12:05,120
of mind says i write passwords down but

1812
01:12:09,510 --> 01:12:08,320
i am old remember how to use paper and

1813
01:12:12,550 --> 01:12:09,520
pen or pencil

1814
01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:12,560
yeah i should probably do that yeah

1815
01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:15,520
but i'm a little yeah i don't know i'm a

1816
01:12:18,630 --> 01:12:16,719
little crazy about

1817
01:12:20,950 --> 01:12:18,640
security so i don't want to i used to

1818
01:12:22,790 --> 01:12:20,960
have a boss who wrote his password

1819
01:12:24,950 --> 01:12:22,800
on a piece of paper and it was always in

1820
01:12:26,149 --> 01:12:24,960
his top desk drawer and i was like this

1821
01:12:28,310 --> 01:12:26,159
guy's an idiot because i

1822
01:12:29,510 --> 01:12:28,320
anybody can get that but i mean that's

1823
01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:29,520
work stuff i guess

1824
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:36,709
if somebody gets into my facebook or

1825
01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:38,239
twitter i could care less

1826
01:12:42,470 --> 01:12:41,440
you know that's not really that's not

1827
01:12:44,149 --> 01:12:42,480
really an issue but i still have

1828
01:12:49,270 --> 01:12:44,159
different passwords for every site

1829
01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:51,510
brad gray says funny that how women are

1830
01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:54,080
weird about knowing their age i mean do

1831
01:13:00,310 --> 01:12:54,960
they think we

1832
01:13:04,550 --> 01:13:02,229
some women i would say some women are

1833
01:13:05,910 --> 01:13:04,560
weird about that

1834
01:13:07,830 --> 01:13:05,920
but friends here's what we're going to

1835
01:13:10,070 --> 01:13:07,840
do we're going to take a short break and

1836
01:13:14,790 --> 01:13:10,080
i'm going to play the call-in bumper

1837
01:13:19,430 --> 01:13:17,669
that may help so we're live here at the

1838
01:13:19,910 --> 01:13:19,440
apocalypse cabin we have open phone

1839
01:13:21,910 --> 01:13:19,920
lines

1840
01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:21,920
open forum we have a few guests that

1841
01:13:26,070 --> 01:13:22,960
will be joining us

1842
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:26,080
shortly i believe uh

1843
01:13:29,350 --> 01:13:28,239
until then we're gonna have open phone

1844
01:13:31,590 --> 01:13:29,360
lines uh

1845
01:13:33,189 --> 01:13:31,600
so you too you can call in we can talk

1846
01:13:36,630 --> 01:13:33,199
about anything you like tonight

1847
01:13:38,709 --> 01:13:36,640
is open forum open topic uh and open

1848
01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:38,719
phone lines let's open the phone lines

1849
01:13:58,830 --> 01:13:47,160
friends let's get into it

1850
01:14:00,400 --> 01:13:58,840
[Music]

1851
01:14:14,110 --> 01:14:00,410
so

1852
01:15:43,430 --> 01:14:19,650
[Music]

1853
01:15:50,229 --> 01:15:46,550
and we are back friends so

1854
01:15:53,510 --> 01:15:50,239
open phone lines open forum open topics

1855
01:15:58,070 --> 01:15:53,520
i will um i will

1856
01:16:01,990 --> 01:16:00,229
okay phil blair says i recently made a

1857
01:16:04,390 --> 01:16:02,000
new email address but can't get in

1858
01:16:06,550 --> 01:16:04,400
because i had my password on my phone

1859
01:16:07,910 --> 01:16:06,560
clipboard but didn't have it locked and

1860
01:16:11,590 --> 01:16:07,920
copied

1861
01:16:15,430 --> 01:16:11,600
again

1862
01:16:17,510 --> 01:16:15,440
out of mind jeanette kuzenko says my

1863
01:16:19,830 --> 01:16:17,520
grandmother said you never ask a lady

1864
01:16:20,470 --> 01:16:19,840
her age yeah i was taught that too i was

1865
01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:20,480
just i

1866
01:16:23,590 --> 01:16:22,880
i was taught that i remember i can't

1867
01:16:25,189 --> 01:16:23,600
remember

1868
01:16:27,830 --> 01:16:25,199
who taught that to me i think it was my

1869
01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:27,840
mother said don't ever ask because i i

1870
01:16:32,550 --> 01:16:29,679
was a kid and i asked some like my aunt

1871
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:32,560
how old she was my mom like

1872
01:16:36,310 --> 01:16:34,800
you never ask a lady her age that's a

1873
01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:36,320
thing right

1874
01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:40,480
but i don't know i think you know like

1875
01:16:44,470 --> 01:16:42,480
i probably know just as many men that

1876
01:16:46,790 --> 01:16:44,480
are sensitive about their age especially

1877
01:16:48,630 --> 01:16:46,800
men in the entertainment business

1878
01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:48,640
because it seems like i don't know what

1879
01:16:52,229 --> 01:16:50,880
they don't want like young people to

1880
01:16:55,270 --> 01:16:52,239
know that they're 40

1881
01:16:59,430 --> 01:16:55,280
you know or whatever

1882
01:17:02,950 --> 01:16:59,440
uh yeah i know many men that would

1883
01:17:06,149 --> 01:17:02,960
that would either lie about their age

1884
01:17:13,910 --> 01:17:06,159
or you know take five years off or

1885
01:17:19,110 --> 01:17:16,870
i am proud to stay out of mind shout out

1886
01:17:21,030 --> 01:17:19,120
to out of mind says i am proud to still

1887
01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:21,040
be here so age does not matter

1888
01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:23,920
never did since i got to legal age and

1889
01:17:27,350 --> 01:17:24,719
could throw away

1890
01:17:28,550 --> 01:17:27,360
my fake ids yeah me too i had a fake id

1891
01:17:30,630 --> 01:17:28,560
and i remember throwing it away when i

1892
01:17:32,229 --> 01:17:30,640
turned 21

1893
01:17:33,669 --> 01:17:32,239
yeah here in pennsylvania they used to

1894
01:17:35,030 --> 01:17:33,679
have these places you could go to and

1895
01:17:37,430 --> 01:17:35,040
you could get like

1896
01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:37,440
a college id from wisconsin that said

1897
01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:38,640
you were 21

1898
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:40,400
and because the bartender's never seen

1899
01:17:43,030 --> 01:17:41,760
that before

1900
01:17:44,950 --> 01:17:43,040
they just went are you really from

1901
01:17:47,270 --> 01:17:44,960
wisconsin and i went yeah

1902
01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:47,280
and they let me drink and i was you know

1903
01:17:52,630 --> 01:17:48,640
in bars at 17

1904
01:17:54,390 --> 01:17:52,640
basically some bars would turn you away

1905
01:17:55,590 --> 01:17:54,400
they would know like this isn't real or

1906
01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:55,600
whatever and then

1907
01:17:59,510 --> 01:17:57,440
in my state they started a scanning

1908
01:18:01,430 --> 01:17:59,520
system so you had to have a state

1909
01:18:05,110 --> 01:18:01,440
issued id to get into a bar but by then

1910
01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:05,120
i think i was 21 so it didn't matter

1911
01:18:10,870 --> 01:18:08,400
well phil blair says the lines

1912
01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:10,880
on your face tell the story of your life

1913
01:18:14,950 --> 01:18:12,640
many muscles corresponding to different

1914
01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:14,960
emotions the emotions you feel

1915
01:18:18,149 --> 01:18:17,760
more often will be etched in those lines

1916
01:18:20,229 --> 01:18:18,159
wow

1917
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:20,239
yeah i'm getting some in my forehead

1918
01:18:23,430 --> 01:18:21,440
fill up layer

1919
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:23,440
maybe i have to botox that [\h__\h] out

1920
01:18:28,229 --> 01:18:24,960
right no

1921
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:28,239
i don't care i uh i also have a few male

1922
01:18:30,310 --> 01:18:28,880
friends

1923
01:18:32,070 --> 01:18:30,320
in the entertainment business who have

1924
01:18:34,149 --> 01:18:32,080
gotten work done

1925
01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:34,159
a lot of one friend in particular got a

1926
01:18:38,149 --> 01:18:35,120
lot of work done

1927
01:18:42,709 --> 01:18:38,159
and it doesn't look good um

1928
01:18:48,550 --> 01:18:46,310
i don't think that i would ever get any

1929
01:18:50,550 --> 01:18:48,560
cosmetic surgery ever uh with the

1930
01:18:51,350 --> 01:18:50,560
possible exception is if i was scarred

1931
01:18:53,189 --> 01:18:51,360
or maimed

1932
01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:53,199
somehow and they needed to do cosmetic

1933
01:18:59,030 --> 01:18:54,800
surgery to put me back to

1934
01:19:01,590 --> 01:18:59,040
the way i was yeah um

1935
01:19:02,470 --> 01:19:01,600
i have a scar on my face that's from a

1936
01:19:05,510 --> 01:19:02,480
terrible

1937
01:19:05,990 --> 01:19:05,520
uh dog bite that i s that i had as a

1938
01:19:08,070 --> 01:19:06,000
child

1939
01:19:09,270 --> 01:19:08,080
like i had a dog bite me in the face and

1940
01:19:12,229 --> 01:19:09,280
maul me

1941
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:12,239
and uh i never i could have gotten that

1942
01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:12,800
scar

1943
01:19:16,310 --> 01:19:14,640
sort of there's things that they can do

1944
01:19:17,990 --> 01:19:16,320
to minimize the scar tissue

1945
01:19:21,110 --> 01:19:18,000
and make it less noticeable and this and

1946
01:19:22,790 --> 01:19:21,120
that but i never chose to do that

1947
01:19:24,390 --> 01:19:22,800
i think the older i get the least

1948
01:19:27,510 --> 01:19:24,400
noticeable it is when i was younger it

1949
01:19:43,669 --> 01:19:31,350
okay let me just check in here friends

1950
01:19:47,669 --> 01:19:46,390
that was my wife she said she must be

1951
01:19:49,590 --> 01:19:47,679
watching hi honey

1952
01:19:51,350 --> 01:19:49,600
she never watches my show she must be

1953
01:19:53,350 --> 01:19:51,360
really [\h__\h] bored

1954
01:19:55,510 --> 01:19:53,360
i got what the [\h__\h] lying between my

1955
01:19:56,790 --> 01:19:55,520
brailles after marrying you just saying

1956
01:19:58,229 --> 01:19:56,800
yeah because she's always looking at me

1957
01:19:59,030 --> 01:19:58,239
and putting her eyebrows up and going

1958
01:20:02,709 --> 01:19:59,040
what the [\h__\h]

1959
01:20:04,630 --> 01:20:02,719
steve yeah

1960
01:20:05,830 --> 01:20:04,640
she got a what the [\h__\h] between her

1961
01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:05,840
brows line

1962
01:20:11,590 --> 01:20:08,880
my wife is incredibly

1963
01:20:12,310 --> 01:20:11,600
she looks sh she doesn't like it when i

1964
01:20:14,709 --> 01:20:12,320
say it but

1965
01:20:16,470 --> 01:20:14,719
she looks exactly the same today as the

1966
01:20:18,709 --> 01:20:16,480
day that i married her

1967
01:20:21,669 --> 01:20:18,719
with the possible exception that she

1968
01:20:24,870 --> 01:20:21,679
says that her stomach is now squishy

1969
01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:24,880
um which when we had her first child

1970
01:20:28,870 --> 01:20:27,040
everything popped right back but the

1971
01:20:32,310 --> 01:20:28,880
second one i think

1972
01:20:34,149 --> 01:20:32,320
she was bigger pregnant

1973
01:20:36,310 --> 01:20:34,159
i don't know how you say it she was much

1974
01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:36,320
bigger pregnant i think with her second

1975
01:20:40,629 --> 01:20:36,880
child

1976
01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:40,639
and then uh you know she weighs the same

1977
01:20:43,270 --> 01:20:41,520
but all that extra

1978
01:20:45,270 --> 01:20:43,280
you know your skin gets all stretched

1979
01:20:49,350 --> 01:20:45,280
out now she says that her

1980
01:20:51,910 --> 01:20:49,360
tummy is squishy okay

1981
01:20:55,910 --> 01:20:51,920
let me see here we'll go to the live

1982
01:21:01,830 --> 01:20:58,550
bunya says oh yeah i see my father in

1983
01:21:04,390 --> 01:21:01,840
reflection sometimes and think oh [\h__\h]

1984
01:21:05,910 --> 01:21:04,400
yeah me too the older i get i think i

1985
01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:05,920
didn't look i looked more like my mother

1986
01:21:09,110 --> 01:21:07,440
when i was younger but the older i get

1987
01:21:10,629 --> 01:21:09,120
the more i look like my father

1988
01:21:12,070 --> 01:21:10,639
oh and jonah said i was just about to

1989
01:21:14,470 --> 01:21:12,080
bring you in i don't know what happened

1990
01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:14,480
genocide popped into the green room here

1991
01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:16,880
and then popped out maybe he's having uh

1992
01:21:22,229 --> 01:21:20,320
maybe he's having a tech issue

1993
01:21:23,910 --> 01:21:22,239
michael says i never had a fake id a

1994
01:21:25,830 --> 01:21:23,920
female friend worked for sports

1995
01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:25,840
harbor in venice california and i could

1996
01:21:29,910 --> 01:21:28,320
drink at will at 17. yeah it's always

1997
01:21:33,030 --> 01:21:29,920
good to know bartender

1998
01:21:36,629 --> 01:21:33,040
and there we have jonasside

1999
01:21:38,629 --> 01:21:36,639
hello jodicide hello finally home

2000
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:38,639
jonas i'd remind me where are you at in

2001
01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:39,760
the world

2002
01:21:46,550 --> 01:21:43,120
i am in western washington

2003
01:21:47,990 --> 01:21:46,560
washington state yep what is the weather

2004
01:21:50,070 --> 01:21:48,000
like there now is it cold

2005
01:21:51,510 --> 01:21:50,080
it is cold but it was a clear night it

2006
01:21:53,270 --> 01:21:51,520
was really pretty i got to see all the

2007
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:53,280
stars out tonight

2008
01:21:56,629 --> 01:21:55,520
yeah me too i'm up in the mountains here

2009
01:21:58,229 --> 01:21:56,639
so

2010
01:21:59,750 --> 01:21:58,239
i always try to take the time to go

2011
01:22:03,270 --> 01:21:59,760
outside and look up

2012
01:22:06,390 --> 01:22:03,280
at night here it's beautiful

2013
01:22:08,830 --> 01:22:06,400
i'm trying to get my phone situated

2014
01:22:10,070 --> 01:22:08,840
there we go i think i hear a woman

2015
01:22:12,070 --> 01:22:10,080
laughing

2016
01:22:14,070 --> 01:22:12,080
yeah my daughter's in the room my wife's

2017
01:22:15,990 --> 01:22:14,080
in the room oh i was gonna say her

2018
01:22:16,709 --> 01:22:16,000
you're just hiding random women laughing

2019
01:22:18,390 --> 01:22:16,719
in your room

2020
01:22:22,790 --> 01:22:18,400
but these are women you know so it's

2021
01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:25,430
wear something funny i drove taxi for 10

2022
01:22:29,910 --> 01:22:26,159
years

2023
01:22:31,270 --> 01:22:29,920
did you what was that like crazy 2000 to

2024
01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:31,280
2010

2025
01:22:34,870 --> 01:22:34,080
when i started money when i quit no

2026
01:22:38,310 --> 01:22:34,880
money

2027
01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:38,320
yeah yeah i i really liked

2028
01:22:42,470 --> 01:22:40,400
driving uber but i had some crazy

2029
01:22:44,149 --> 01:22:42,480
adventures in philadelphia like one time

2030
01:22:46,390 --> 01:22:44,159
some guy

2031
01:22:47,510 --> 01:22:46,400
was smoking crack in my back seat and i

2032
01:22:49,669 --> 01:22:47,520
had to go

2033
01:22:52,229 --> 01:22:49,679
i go i look in the rearview mirror and

2034
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:52,239
i'm like that's not a pot pipe he's

2035
01:22:56,149 --> 01:22:54,480
smoking crack and the whole car started

2036
01:22:59,189 --> 01:22:56,159
smelling like chemicals

2037
01:23:01,669 --> 01:22:59,199
and he was a big dude and i but i go

2038
01:23:02,470 --> 01:23:01,679
excuse me sir you can't smoke in the car

2039
01:23:04,390 --> 01:23:02,480
and then he goes

2040
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:04,400
look [\h__\h] i'm paying you for

2041
01:23:06,950 --> 01:23:06,080
this ride i'll smoke whatever the [\h__\h] i

2042
01:23:09,189 --> 01:23:06,960
want in your car

2043
01:23:10,870 --> 01:23:09,199
[\h__\h] you and i went yes sir i wasn't

2044
01:23:14,310 --> 01:23:10,880
getting in a fight with him you know

2045
01:23:16,390 --> 01:23:14,320
ride i just got cracked down in my cup

2046
01:23:17,830 --> 01:23:16,400
cab and they dropped a crack rock and i

2047
01:23:18,629 --> 01:23:17,840
went excuse me sir you dropped your

2048
01:23:20,470 --> 01:23:18,639
crack it goes

2049
01:23:23,430 --> 01:23:20,480
you can keep that if i wanted it i

2050
01:23:26,149 --> 01:23:23,440
wouldn't have told you you dropped it

2051
01:23:28,629 --> 01:23:26,159
yeah no no thank you sir i'll take a

2052
01:23:30,629 --> 01:23:28,639
cash tip not a crack rock tip

2053
01:23:31,990 --> 01:23:30,639
i think but you must know like you you

2054
01:23:33,590 --> 01:23:32,000
must have the same kind of

2055
01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:33,600
especially when you drive overnight i

2056
01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:35,840
drove overnight i did nights

2057
01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:38,320
so i was just like the drunk take drunk

2058
01:23:42,070 --> 01:23:39,760
people home express

2059
01:23:44,070 --> 01:23:42,080
for a lot of the night you know from

2060
01:23:46,470 --> 01:23:44,080
like from like 1am

2061
01:23:47,669 --> 01:23:46,480
until like 3 a.m just driving drunk

2062
01:23:50,629 --> 01:23:47,679
people home

2063
01:23:51,030 --> 01:23:50,639
yeah a lot of drunk people bartenders

2064
01:23:54,070 --> 01:23:51,040
call

2065
01:23:55,910 --> 01:23:54,080
girls uh all

2066
01:23:57,910 --> 01:23:55,920
sailors so i live in i worked at

2067
01:24:00,310 --> 01:23:57,920
bremerton washington and there's a

2068
01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:00,320
naval station there and i would drunk

2069
01:24:03,590 --> 01:24:02,080
sailors always like where the women

2070
01:24:08,390 --> 01:24:03,600
at they're at this bar they're not

2071
01:24:12,070 --> 01:24:10,470
or again where can i buy drugs at i

2072
01:24:13,830 --> 01:24:12,080
can't tell you where to buy drugs at if

2073
01:24:14,629 --> 01:24:13,840
i tell you where i buy drugs and you get

2074
01:24:17,910 --> 01:24:14,639
busted

2075
01:24:19,669 --> 01:24:17,920
i go to jail really i didn't know

2076
01:24:21,350 --> 01:24:19,679
it's felicitating you it's uh it's the

2077
01:24:24,070 --> 01:24:21,360
same thing as being a pimp

2078
01:24:25,910 --> 01:24:24,080
i i was able to drop them off so i'd say

2079
01:24:28,629 --> 01:24:25,920
i'll drop you up on this street corner

2080
01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:28,639
and come back get you in 15 minutes

2081
01:24:33,430 --> 01:24:30,080
that's best i can do

2082
01:24:35,110 --> 01:24:33,440
you know yeah you mentioned call girls i

2083
01:24:36,790 --> 01:24:35,120
was surprised at the number of call

2084
01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:36,800
girls that i was picking up and dropping

2085
01:24:40,790 --> 01:24:38,000
off

2086
01:24:42,470 --> 01:24:40,800
it was it was surprising to me and then

2087
01:24:44,149 --> 01:24:42,480
the most surprising thing to me is that

2088
01:24:46,870 --> 01:24:44,159
i worked on uh valentine's

2089
01:24:49,189 --> 01:24:46,880
day two years in a row and valentine's

2090
01:24:51,830 --> 01:24:49,199
day was the busiest night for call girls

2091
01:24:53,430 --> 01:24:51,840
i drove so many call girls to people on

2092
01:24:55,830 --> 01:24:53,440
valentine's day

2093
01:24:56,470 --> 01:24:55,840
and then one of them it was so funny you

2094
01:24:58,390 --> 01:24:56,480
know

2095
01:24:59,590 --> 01:24:58,400
they get some of them are chatty and and

2096
01:25:01,590 --> 01:24:59,600
one of them was like

2097
01:25:03,030 --> 01:25:01,600
yeah you know uh you you seem like a

2098
01:25:03,350 --> 01:25:03,040
cool guy i'm gonna give you my card you

2099
01:25:04,709 --> 01:25:03,360
know

2100
01:25:06,709 --> 01:25:04,719
maybe i'll give you a discount or

2101
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:06,719
something and i'm like no don't give me

2102
01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:07,760
your card

2103
01:25:11,270 --> 01:25:09,840
and for some reason she wanted to sit in

2104
01:25:12,709 --> 01:25:11,280
the front you know some people just go

2105
01:25:13,270 --> 01:25:12,719
look i feel uncomfortable sitting in the

2106
01:25:14,629 --> 01:25:13,280
back

2107
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:14,639
is it okay if i sit in the front and i

2108
01:25:21,189 --> 01:25:17,760
don't care i go sure so she's putting

2109
01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:21,199
her business cards in my like side panel

2110
01:25:24,070 --> 01:25:22,960
thing you know that thing between the

2111
01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:24,080
seat

2112
01:25:27,110 --> 01:25:25,760
she's putting the card in there i'm like

2113
01:25:29,270 --> 01:25:27,120
lady you got no

2114
01:25:30,310 --> 01:25:29,280
you can't leave me this card my wife

2115
01:25:32,149 --> 01:25:30,320
uses this car

2116
01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:32,159
sometimes and i don't want to explain to

2117
01:25:36,229 --> 01:25:34,239
my wife why there's a hooker's

2118
01:25:39,430 --> 01:25:36,239
business and it was obviously a hooker's

2119
01:25:42,310 --> 01:25:39,440
business card like sensual pleasures by

2120
01:25:43,030 --> 01:25:42,320
candy or something and a picture of her

2121
01:25:44,870 --> 01:25:43,040
like a boob

2122
01:25:47,110 --> 01:25:44,880
shot of her and a phone number i'm like

2123
01:25:50,310 --> 01:25:47,120
please take this card

2124
01:25:50,629 --> 01:25:50,320
i don't know thank you you know i picked

2125
01:25:53,910 --> 01:25:50,639
up

2126
01:25:56,390 --> 01:25:53,920
girl the madam

2127
01:25:57,830 --> 01:25:56,400
whatever she was i picked her up and

2128
01:25:59,430 --> 01:25:57,840
she's like oh you seem nice would you

2129
01:26:00,950 --> 01:25:59,440
mind picking people up like you paid me

2130
01:26:03,669 --> 01:26:00,960
cash i don't care

2131
01:26:05,350 --> 01:26:03,679
yeah yeah that's how i was and then

2132
01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:05,360
busted and i was just like what happened

2133
01:26:08,870 --> 01:26:05,920
i ran into

2134
01:26:10,390 --> 01:26:08,880
a bar one night yeah i got busted you

2135
01:26:13,110 --> 01:26:10,400
know i just got out of jail i'm like oh

2136
01:26:14,950 --> 01:26:13,120
that sucks all right

2137
01:26:17,189 --> 01:26:14,960
yeah that's too bad that's terrible

2138
01:26:17,830 --> 01:26:17,199
right yeah yeah and i had a few that

2139
01:26:20,070 --> 01:26:17,840
were like

2140
01:26:21,189 --> 01:26:20,080
obviously like drugged out and [\h__\h] you

2141
01:26:23,110 --> 01:26:21,199
know pick them up

2142
01:26:24,229 --> 01:26:23,120
and the bet the the weirdest thing that

2143
01:26:27,830 --> 01:26:24,239
ever happened

2144
01:26:29,669 --> 01:26:27,840
uh i had a girl get in my the back of my

2145
01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:29,679
car by herself like i picked her up at a

2146
01:26:33,510 --> 01:26:31,760
bar and she was so drunk that she passed

2147
01:26:35,830 --> 01:26:33,520
out in the back of my car

2148
01:26:37,830 --> 01:26:35,840
and then and then she wouldn't wake up

2149
01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:37,840
and i was pretty new at uber driving but

2150
01:26:40,470 --> 01:26:39,040
one thing i knew is like

2151
01:26:42,149 --> 01:26:40,480
i'm not touching this girl i'm not

2152
01:26:42,950 --> 01:26:42,159
putting my hands on her shaking her to

2153
01:26:45,189 --> 01:26:42,960
wake her up

2154
01:26:47,430 --> 01:26:45,199
but luckily i was taking her home and

2155
01:26:47,910 --> 01:26:47,440
she lived like four or five doors down

2156
01:26:50,229 --> 01:26:47,920
from

2157
01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:50,239
a police station so i pulled in front of

2158
01:26:53,830 --> 01:26:51,440
the police station i

2159
01:26:55,590 --> 01:26:53,840
left her and locked the car went inside

2160
01:26:57,669 --> 01:26:55,600
and i told him what was happening

2161
01:26:59,669 --> 01:26:57,679
and the guy goes female in the back your

2162
01:27:00,790 --> 01:26:59,679
car passed out drunk and i said yeah and

2163
01:27:02,390 --> 01:27:00,800
i don't want to touch her

2164
01:27:04,310 --> 01:27:02,400
or shake her and he goes yeah yeah yeah

2165
01:27:06,629 --> 01:27:04,320
no i'll get a female officer

2166
01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:06,639
so a female officer came out and shook

2167
01:27:10,470 --> 01:27:07,440
the [\h__\h]

2168
01:27:12,550 --> 01:27:10,480
then

2169
01:27:14,390 --> 01:27:12,560
kind of helped her get up stan she

2170
01:27:15,990 --> 01:27:14,400
couldn't even walk they had to like drag

2171
01:27:18,070 --> 01:27:16,000
her into her apartment

2172
01:27:19,590 --> 01:27:18,080
that happened to me i had to call an

2173
01:27:20,229 --> 01:27:19,600
ambulance because the lady wouldn't wake

2174
01:27:23,350 --> 01:27:20,239
up

2175
01:27:25,430 --> 01:27:23,360
oh holy [\h__\h] that's even worse like

2176
01:27:29,030 --> 01:27:25,440
and i used to be a bartender in my 20s

2177
01:27:31,030 --> 01:27:29,040
and i'm like yeah this is karma

2178
01:27:32,629 --> 01:27:31,040
people drunk and yeah she wouldn't wake

2179
01:27:34,790 --> 01:27:32,639
up didn't know where she lived i just

2180
01:27:36,470 --> 01:27:34,800
pulled over called my dispatch

2181
01:27:38,390 --> 01:27:36,480
they said call 9-1-1 tell them where

2182
01:27:40,470 --> 01:27:38,400
you're at ambulance came out

2183
01:27:42,229 --> 01:27:40,480
she went to detox right under like two

2184
01:27:42,790 --> 01:27:42,239
days later she was all mad at me and i'm

2185
01:27:45,270 --> 01:27:42,800
like

2186
01:27:46,310 --> 01:27:45,280
i could have just left you in the street

2187
01:27:48,070 --> 01:27:46,320
i was told by

2188
01:27:49,510 --> 01:27:48,080
my drivers just but put her in the ball

2189
01:27:51,910 --> 01:27:49,520
on the street and go through her purse

2190
01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:51,920
and grab her money

2191
01:27:58,310 --> 01:27:54,960
grab her money first well my concern is

2192
01:27:59,910 --> 01:27:58,320
in this me too kind of culture like the

2193
01:28:02,310 --> 01:27:59,920
last thing i want to do is put my hands

2194
01:28:03,990 --> 01:28:02,320
anywhere on a [\h__\h] unconscious woman

2195
01:28:05,350 --> 01:28:04,000
because she could say anything later you

2196
01:28:08,310 --> 01:28:05,360
know

2197
01:28:08,629 --> 01:28:08,320
this is two thousand twenty years ago so

2198
01:28:11,030 --> 01:28:08,639
um

2199
01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:11,040
it was still it's better better safe

2200
01:28:15,110 --> 01:28:12,159
than sorry

2201
01:28:16,390 --> 01:28:15,120
drop someone off you know i just like my

2202
01:28:18,550 --> 01:28:16,400
favorite thing being a cab driver is

2203
01:28:20,390 --> 01:28:18,560
when i drive coming back from the jail

2204
01:28:22,149 --> 01:28:20,400
and see someone hitchhiking i pick them

2205
01:28:23,990 --> 01:28:22,159
up all the time

2206
01:28:26,229 --> 01:28:24,000
you know because they get my buddy got a

2207
01:28:27,990 --> 01:28:26,239
dwi and i had to go into jail what

2208
01:28:29,510 --> 01:28:28,000
and then they won't give me a i don't

2209
01:28:31,669 --> 01:28:29,520
have no money for a cow mike

2210
01:28:33,270 --> 01:28:31,679
where are you at i'm over here i'll give

2211
01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:33,280
you a free ramen don't worry about it

2212
01:28:38,390 --> 01:28:36,320
and we've all been there you know yeah i

2213
01:28:40,070 --> 01:28:38,400
did that a few times because

2214
01:28:42,070 --> 01:28:40,080
i would be driving by someplace in

2215
01:28:44,070 --> 01:28:42,080
philly called cfcf i think it's called

2216
01:28:45,430 --> 01:28:44,080
and it's a it's like the short-term jail

2217
01:28:46,550 --> 01:28:45,440
where they take everybody if they're

2218
01:28:48,629 --> 01:28:46,560
arraigned

2219
01:28:49,910 --> 01:28:48,639
and there would always be guys walking

2220
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:49,920
down that street and i could look at

2221
01:28:53,590 --> 01:28:51,760
them and tell they just got out of jail

2222
01:28:54,790 --> 01:28:53,600
and even if they weren't thumbing it

2223
01:28:56,550 --> 01:28:54,800
most of them weren't thumbing it i would

2224
01:28:58,470 --> 01:28:56,560
just pull over and go

2225
01:29:00,070 --> 01:28:58,480
where where do you gotta go because yeah

2226
01:29:01,430 --> 01:29:00,080
you're right everybody's been there

2227
01:29:03,270 --> 01:29:01,440
right and i go all right i'm going

2228
01:29:05,270 --> 01:29:03,280
downtown i'll take you with me

2229
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:05,280
and i felt like i did if every time i

2230
01:29:08,390 --> 01:29:06,560
did something like that

2231
01:29:10,070 --> 01:29:08,400
it was like i'm setting up some good

2232
01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:10,080
karma for me you know and they were all

2233
01:29:12,950 --> 01:29:11,760
thankful to get [\h__\h] man you just got

2234
01:29:14,470 --> 01:29:12,960
out of jail and you don't have a dollar

2235
01:29:15,669 --> 01:29:14,480
in your pocket and some guy just pulls

2236
01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:15,679
over at random and i would tell them

2237
01:29:18,470 --> 01:29:17,280
like i'm an uber driver but i'm taking a

2238
01:29:19,910 --> 01:29:18,480
break right now

2239
01:29:22,390 --> 01:29:19,920
so i'll take you wherever you're going

2240
01:29:24,550 --> 01:29:22,400
to go and especially if they were going

2241
01:29:26,870 --> 01:29:24,560
somewhere i knew i could get better

2242
01:29:28,470 --> 01:29:26,880
you know rides from like downtown great

2243
01:29:29,510 --> 01:29:28,480
i'll take you downtown because there's

2244
01:29:31,030 --> 01:29:29,520
going to be rides there

2245
01:29:33,350 --> 01:29:31,040
if it was slow especially i would do

2246
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:33,360
stuff like that we had this guy named

2247
01:29:38,709 --> 01:29:36,080
leroy and he was famous for calling

2248
01:29:39,110 --> 01:29:38,719
for a cab and said the money's at the

2249
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:39,120
place

2250
01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:40,719
and then you think well i don't got any

2251
01:29:44,870 --> 01:29:42,719
money what are you going to do

2252
01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:44,880
what are you going to do yeah i and he

2253
01:29:48,790 --> 01:29:45,760
beat him up

2254
01:29:50,550 --> 01:29:48,800
he beat him down he beat a bloody and

2255
01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:50,560
then he did to me like two weeks later

2256
01:29:53,350 --> 01:29:51,840
and i'm like you know didn't you just

2257
01:29:54,870 --> 01:29:53,360
get your butt kicked for this he was

2258
01:29:56,070 --> 01:29:54,880
like what are you going to do

2259
01:29:59,189 --> 01:29:56,080
i drove them out in the middle of the

2260
01:30:00,790 --> 01:29:59,199
boonies i drove them out with theirs

2261
01:30:02,629 --> 01:30:00,800
all right you got no money yeah that's

2262
01:30:04,950 --> 01:30:02,639
how i would be like

2263
01:30:06,149 --> 01:30:04,960
philly is like across the bridge across

2264
01:30:07,990 --> 01:30:06,159
the bridge is new jersey

2265
01:30:09,430 --> 01:30:08,000
so i'd have been an [\h__\h] like you're

2266
01:30:10,790 --> 01:30:09,440
going to jersey bro

2267
01:30:12,390 --> 01:30:10,800
i'm gonna drop you off in new jersey

2268
01:30:14,149 --> 01:30:12,400
good luck walking home you're gonna have

2269
01:30:16,709 --> 01:30:14,159
to walk over a bridge dude

2270
01:30:18,629 --> 01:30:16,719
or pay me right this place called sea

2271
01:30:21,110 --> 01:30:18,639
back in sea back's probably it's a big

2272
01:30:23,430 --> 01:30:21,120
area it's a it's the boonies you know

2273
01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:23,440
um and i take them out to scenic beach

2274
01:30:28,870 --> 01:30:27,040
which is like the furthest park out

2275
01:30:30,229 --> 01:30:28,880
live and he's like you're kidnapping me

2276
01:30:32,390 --> 01:30:30,239
you don't got no money

2277
01:30:33,990 --> 01:30:32,400
called cops he's like i don't go to the

2278
01:30:37,590 --> 01:30:34,000
floor mom i don't tell you that

2279
01:30:38,070 --> 01:30:37,600
get out that'll learn yet after that you

2280
01:30:41,350 --> 01:30:38,080
always

2281
01:30:44,629 --> 01:30:41,360
you got money you don't get money yeah i

2282
01:30:46,070 --> 01:30:44,639
uh i i had to throw people out like i

2283
01:30:46,470 --> 01:30:46,080
pulled over and just said get out of my

2284
01:30:48,470 --> 01:30:46,480
car

2285
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:48,480
a few times they were like really nasty

2286
01:30:52,470 --> 01:30:49,520
and belligerent

2287
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:52,480
you know just pulling over like get out

2288
01:30:55,990 --> 01:30:54,080
get your [\h__\h] out of my car

2289
01:30:58,070 --> 01:30:56,000
you know my favorite were the ghetto

2290
01:30:58,470 --> 01:30:58,080
people that would want you to like pick

2291
01:31:00,310 --> 01:30:58,480
them up

2292
01:31:02,070 --> 01:31:00,320
and drive them like a mile and a half to

2293
01:31:04,790 --> 01:31:02,080
the supermarket

2294
01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:04,800
or they would you would get them at the

2295
01:31:07,669 --> 01:31:05,679
supermarket

2296
01:31:09,430 --> 01:31:07,679
and they would go like aren't you going

2297
01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:09,440
to help me with my bags

2298
01:31:12,470 --> 01:31:11,040
and when i first started doing it i

2299
01:31:13,990 --> 01:31:12,480
would i would get out help them with

2300
01:31:14,709 --> 01:31:14,000
their bags and then i would take them to

2301
01:31:16,709 --> 01:31:14,719
their house

2302
01:31:17,830 --> 01:31:16,719
they'd have 15 bags in my trunk and i

2303
01:31:19,430 --> 01:31:17,840
would take them all up and put them on

2304
01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:19,440
their porch or help them

2305
01:31:22,870 --> 01:31:20,719
and then they wouldn't even tip you a

2306
01:31:24,550 --> 01:31:22,880
dollar so i stopped doing it i just said

2307
01:31:25,910 --> 01:31:24,560
it's taken me 20 minutes to help these

2308
01:31:27,830 --> 01:31:25,920
people with their groceries so

2309
01:31:29,030 --> 01:31:27,840
then i'm like i would pull up to the

2310
01:31:30,790 --> 01:31:29,040
grocery and they'd be like aren't you

2311
01:31:32,310 --> 01:31:30,800
gonna help me i'd go yeah i'll help

2312
01:31:34,149 --> 01:31:32,320
and i would push the trunk release and

2313
01:31:34,950 --> 01:31:34,159
the trunk would pop up and i go there

2314
01:31:36,870 --> 01:31:34,960
i'm helping

2315
01:31:38,149 --> 01:31:36,880
you know and then it'll be like no

2316
01:31:39,910 --> 01:31:38,159
aren't you gonna help me with the bags

2317
01:31:42,390 --> 01:31:39,920
like no i'm a driver i'm not

2318
01:31:42,950 --> 01:31:42,400
i'm not i'm not a bag hauler you know

2319
01:31:45,189 --> 01:31:42,960
right

2320
01:31:46,629 --> 01:31:45,199
that we're moving using a taxi yeah but

2321
01:31:48,629 --> 01:31:46,639
i don't think they understand that like

2322
01:31:50,390 --> 01:31:48,639
if i did that every time it's 20

2323
01:31:51,910 --> 01:31:50,400
it's 20 minutes it's 10 minutes for me

2324
01:31:53,350 --> 01:31:51,920
to get out of my car and help you put

2325
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:53,360
your bags in my car

2326
01:31:57,270 --> 01:31:55,520
they got three cart loads of [\h__\h] and

2327
01:31:58,870 --> 01:31:57,280
then you know i take you home and then

2328
01:32:00,070 --> 01:31:58,880
it's 10 minutes to get all your [\h__\h] out

2329
01:32:01,270 --> 01:32:00,080
of my car

2330
01:32:03,189 --> 01:32:01,280
you know or even if they're doing it

2331
01:32:04,870 --> 01:32:03,199
themselves it's terrible because you're

2332
01:32:07,350 --> 01:32:04,880
waiting and waiting and waiting

2333
01:32:08,709 --> 01:32:07,360
you know i do miss driving uber though i

2334
01:32:11,189 --> 01:32:08,719
had some fun adventures

2335
01:32:12,229 --> 01:32:11,199
some nights it was like this is crazy

2336
01:32:14,149 --> 01:32:12,239
you know

2337
01:32:15,270 --> 01:32:14,159
the thing i hated was picking up a

2338
01:32:18,390 --> 01:32:15,280
single mom

2339
01:32:22,550 --> 01:32:18,400
with two kids taking her

2340
01:32:25,590 --> 01:32:25,189
taking over here that was that earth

2341
01:32:28,070 --> 01:32:25,600
happened

2342
01:32:29,430 --> 01:32:28,080
quite a bit and i finally just like like

2343
01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:29,440
why are we going to the crack house oh

2344
01:32:32,390 --> 01:32:30,639
no i owe this person

2345
01:32:34,470 --> 01:32:32,400
oh the crack house you were taking moms

2346
01:32:35,910 --> 01:32:34,480
to the crack house with their two kids

2347
01:32:37,669 --> 01:32:35,920
at three o'clock in the morning and she

2348
01:32:38,149 --> 01:32:37,679
goes no i owe this guy money and i'm

2349
01:32:40,149 --> 01:32:38,159
like

2350
01:32:41,590 --> 01:32:40,159
and he can't wait till the morning for

2351
01:32:43,189 --> 01:32:41,600
it he needs it

2352
01:32:45,669 --> 01:32:43,199
he needs it three o'clock in the morning

2353
01:32:47,669 --> 01:32:45,679
yeah looking like you're jonesing i'm

2354
01:32:49,270 --> 01:32:47,679
sorry honey you're you're you're smoking

2355
01:32:50,470 --> 01:32:49,280
the like relaxed pipe you're on crack

2356
01:32:52,790 --> 01:32:50,480
sorry

2357
01:32:54,470 --> 01:32:52,800
don't you be like no yeah yeah when you

2358
01:32:55,350 --> 01:32:54,480
do that stuff i guess you deal with a

2359
01:32:58,470 --> 01:32:55,360
lot of

2360
01:33:00,310 --> 01:32:58,480
favorite though were the pool

2361
01:33:01,590 --> 01:33:00,320
rides you've never had to do that the

2362
01:33:03,910 --> 01:33:01,600
pool rides work like this

2363
01:33:04,870 --> 01:33:03,920
like like if you've got five seats in

2364
01:33:06,950 --> 01:33:04,880
your car

2365
01:33:07,990 --> 01:33:06,960
yeah okay so if you've got five seats in

2366
01:33:09,910 --> 01:33:08,000
your car and five

2367
01:33:11,590 --> 01:33:09,920
people are going generally the same way

2368
01:33:12,950 --> 01:33:11,600
you stop pick up one they get in and

2369
01:33:15,030 --> 01:33:12,960
then you go and pick up the next person

2370
01:33:16,629 --> 01:33:15,040
that's going to the same location

2371
01:33:19,110 --> 01:33:16,639
but it was crazy because sometimes

2372
01:33:21,669 --> 01:33:19,120
there'd be like there'd be like

2373
01:33:22,310 --> 01:33:21,679
blonde hair blue eyed like cheerleader

2374
01:33:25,270 --> 01:33:22,320
girls

2375
01:33:27,110 --> 01:33:25,280
and then like some ghetto crackhead dude

2376
01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:27,120
would get in next to them

2377
01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:28,960
and just the conversation the awkward

2378
01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:31,120
conversations that i would hear between

2379
01:33:33,030 --> 01:33:31,760
these people

2380
01:33:36,070 --> 01:33:33,040
and the dudes would be hitting on the

2381
01:33:38,149 --> 01:33:36,080
chicks sometimes you know and the chicks

2382
01:33:38,470 --> 01:33:38,159
would be like horrified like oh geez

2383
01:33:40,790 --> 01:33:38,480
who's

2384
01:33:42,550 --> 01:33:40,800
this crazy guy from the ghetto it was

2385
01:33:44,709 --> 01:33:42,560
fun

2386
01:33:45,669 --> 01:33:44,719
yeah i miss driving i miss some of the

2387
01:33:48,950 --> 01:33:45,679
people

2388
01:33:52,229 --> 01:33:48,960
going to dialysis

2389
01:33:54,870 --> 01:33:52,239
and there was this one lady um dora

2390
01:33:57,750 --> 01:33:54,880
and i loved our older black lady from

2391
01:34:01,430 --> 01:33:57,760
chicago was living in bremerton

2392
01:34:03,510 --> 01:34:01,440
sweetest lady i ever met and

2393
01:34:05,350 --> 01:34:03,520
she i stopped seeing her i found out two

2394
01:34:07,189 --> 01:34:05,360
months later she passed away and i was

2395
01:34:10,149 --> 01:34:07,199
just like looking at her son going

2396
01:34:11,030 --> 01:34:10,159
your mom's dead i loved your mom i loved

2397
01:34:13,910 --> 01:34:11,040
you man

2398
01:34:16,229 --> 01:34:13,920
i picked her up all the time she was

2399
01:34:18,070 --> 01:34:16,239
just the sweetest lady always asking how

2400
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:18,080
i'm doing asking about my parents asking

2401
01:34:21,830 --> 01:34:19,040
about my brothers this

2402
01:34:23,510 --> 01:34:21,840
is conversations before i was married

2403
01:34:24,310 --> 01:34:23,520
just a sweet lady and then when she

2404
01:34:27,030 --> 01:34:24,320
passed i was

2405
01:34:28,470 --> 01:34:27,040
cause i didn't know just stopped calling

2406
01:34:29,990 --> 01:34:28,480
and she was in a nursing home and then

2407
01:34:31,350 --> 01:34:30,000
she stopped calling and i was just like

2408
01:34:32,310 --> 01:34:31,360
and i ran to her son he's like yeah my

2409
01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:32,320
mom passed away

2410
01:34:35,510 --> 01:34:34,880
oh yeah that sucks yeah i had a few that

2411
01:34:57,910 --> 01:34:35,520
i

2412
01:35:00,229 --> 01:34:57,920
games there was fun some

2413
01:35:02,470 --> 01:35:00,239
some of the stuff was fun well there was

2414
01:35:03,590 --> 01:35:02,480
one ladies her uh husband

2415
01:35:05,910 --> 01:35:03,600
i forget what they did some of the

2416
01:35:06,950 --> 01:35:05,920
seattle mariners so she had lifetime

2417
01:35:10,229 --> 01:35:06,960
season tickets

2418
01:35:11,990 --> 01:35:10,239
and she went i'd pick her up after the

2419
01:35:13,910 --> 01:35:12,000
games you know a lot

2420
01:35:15,510 --> 01:35:13,920
and it was always like for shoot from

2421
01:35:16,390 --> 01:35:15,520
the fairy doc because we have a ferry in

2422
01:35:18,629 --> 01:35:16,400
bermuda

2423
01:35:20,070 --> 01:35:18,639
from the ferry to her house was like

2424
01:35:20,950 --> 01:35:20,080
three dollars she always gave you five

2425
01:35:22,629 --> 01:35:20,960
dollars

2426
01:35:24,229 --> 01:35:22,639
and another cab company picked her up

2427
01:35:25,590 --> 01:35:24,239
and drove her all the way around and

2428
01:35:27,830 --> 01:35:25,600
charged her 15

2429
01:35:29,430 --> 01:35:27,840
and she called the police and explained

2430
01:35:31,189 --> 01:35:29,440
and somehow i'm with the guy that has to

2431
01:35:33,030 --> 01:35:31,199
go talk to the police from the other cab

2432
01:35:35,270 --> 01:35:33,040
company i don't know what's going on

2433
01:35:37,030 --> 01:35:35,280
how much you're not yeah lady she gives

2434
01:35:38,709 --> 01:35:37,040
you five and he goes how do you go and

2435
01:35:39,830 --> 01:35:38,719
i'm like i go up sixth street and i turn

2436
01:35:41,590 --> 01:35:39,840
on danita and

2437
01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:41,600
it was how'd you the lawyer went around

2438
01:35:44,709 --> 01:35:43,280
the minette bridge and the warren avenue

2439
01:35:46,790 --> 01:35:44,719
but he's like so you would always all

2440
01:35:48,629 --> 01:35:46,800
right yeah she's right you're wrong

2441
01:35:49,910 --> 01:35:48,639
um you know because the guy called the

2442
01:35:51,430 --> 01:35:49,920
cops on her because she wouldn't pay him

2443
01:35:54,149 --> 01:35:51,440
more than five and it's 15

2444
01:35:54,870 --> 01:35:54,159
you went the long way yeah oh i love

2445
01:35:56,470 --> 01:35:54,880
that [\h__\h]

2446
01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:56,480
i used to get ghetto people too before

2447
01:35:58,950 --> 01:35:57,679
they would get in they would call the

2448
01:35:59,830 --> 01:35:58,960
uber and before they would get in they

2449
01:36:02,070 --> 01:35:59,840
would go

2450
01:36:03,590 --> 01:36:02,080
yo bro how much is this ride going to be

2451
01:36:05,430 --> 01:36:03,600
and i go i don't know use the ride

2452
01:36:07,750 --> 01:36:05,440
estimate or whatever you know

2453
01:36:09,910 --> 01:36:07,760
and then i'm like oh here we go again so

2454
01:36:10,870 --> 01:36:09,920
i'm i had a second phone and i'm doing

2455
01:36:12,149 --> 01:36:10,880
the ride estimate

2456
01:36:13,910 --> 01:36:12,159
and i'm like it's going to be seven

2457
01:36:16,149 --> 01:36:13,920
dollars and the guy's like yo

2458
01:36:17,270 --> 01:36:16,159
how about we do it off uber and i just

2459
01:36:19,830 --> 01:36:17,280
give you five bro

2460
01:36:21,590 --> 01:36:19,840
and i'm like dude i don't set the prices

2461
01:36:22,149 --> 01:36:21,600
like i don't set the prices if you don't

2462
01:36:24,149 --> 01:36:22,159
have seven

2463
01:36:25,750 --> 01:36:24,159
dollars why would you call the [\h__\h]

2464
01:36:27,510 --> 01:36:25,760
uber all the time

2465
01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:27,520
yeah it happened all the time that or

2466
01:36:32,790 --> 01:36:29,920
people ghetto people

2467
01:36:33,830 --> 01:36:32,800
would claim that i went the long way but

2468
01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:33,840
what i always did

2469
01:36:38,870 --> 01:36:36,800
is i followed the uber app so like if

2470
01:36:40,629 --> 01:36:38,880
the uber app told me even if i thought

2471
01:36:42,149 --> 01:36:40,639
that may be the wrong way

2472
01:36:43,990 --> 01:36:42,159
and i could do it quicker doing it a

2473
01:36:46,470 --> 01:36:44,000
different way i would just follow the

2474
01:36:48,229 --> 01:36:46,480
uber app whatever way the uber gps told

2475
01:36:49,910 --> 01:36:48,239
me to take the ride and take the person

2476
01:36:52,470 --> 01:36:49,920
to the location i did it

2477
01:36:52,950 --> 01:36:52,480
so constantly people would complain to

2478
01:36:56,629 --> 01:36:52,960
uber

2479
01:36:58,470 --> 01:36:56,639
the wrong way

2480
01:36:59,910 --> 01:36:58,480
on purpose to make the ride longer i'm

2481
01:37:01,830 --> 01:36:59,920
not paying this and they would

2482
01:37:04,070 --> 01:37:01,840
they would take the money back from me

2483
01:37:07,030 --> 01:37:04,080
but then my defense was always to uber

2484
01:37:08,470 --> 01:37:07,040
check the check the gps log i did what

2485
01:37:09,910 --> 01:37:08,480
you told me to and then they would go

2486
01:37:12,070 --> 01:37:09,920
back and say no

2487
01:37:13,109 --> 01:37:12,080
our gps goes the shortest distance or

2488
01:37:14,629 --> 01:37:13,119
whatever but

2489
01:37:16,870 --> 01:37:14,639
like fighting with ghetto people i don't

2490
01:37:18,229 --> 01:37:16,880
miss i was looking forward to i thought

2491
01:37:20,229 --> 01:37:18,239
i would be ubering

2492
01:37:21,910 --> 01:37:20,239
as much as possible in the suburbs and

2493
01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:21,920
not so much in the city anymore but then

2494
01:37:27,430 --> 01:37:23,760
this coveted [\h__\h] started and i have

2495
01:37:29,350 --> 01:37:27,440
not yet done one one driving day

2496
01:37:31,030 --> 01:37:29,360
when i drove it was always five dollars

2497
01:37:31,430 --> 01:37:31,040
hey man you do for five dollars i'm like

2498
01:37:33,990 --> 01:37:31,440
that and

2499
01:37:35,910 --> 01:37:34,000
i got to the point driving taxi that's

2500
01:37:38,229 --> 01:37:35,920
gonna learn you gotta do it for five

2501
01:37:39,030 --> 01:37:38,239
and this one guy one time goes hey i'm

2502
01:37:40,870 --> 01:37:39,040
going across

2503
01:37:42,390 --> 01:37:40,880
town it's gonna be fifteen dollars

2504
01:37:43,590 --> 01:37:42,400
because can you do it for five and i

2505
01:37:46,629 --> 01:37:43,600
said i'll tell you what

2506
01:37:49,590 --> 01:37:46,639
i'll do it for five if you hand me five

2507
01:37:51,350 --> 01:37:49,600
but if you hand me a 20 it's 20 bucks

2508
01:37:53,590 --> 01:37:51,360
guys like that sounds fair and we start

2509
01:37:56,550 --> 01:37:53,600
talking it's about 10 15 minute ride

2510
01:37:57,350 --> 01:37:56,560
we get there 20. thank you i put up my

2511
01:37:59,830 --> 01:37:57,360
pocket he's like

2512
01:38:00,629 --> 01:37:59,840
oh for real and i went yes for real we

2513
01:38:03,669 --> 01:38:00,639
did that

2514
01:38:05,990 --> 01:38:03,679
we made a deal dude yeah we did he goes

2515
01:38:07,350 --> 01:38:06,000
i don't even have a five and i'm like

2516
01:38:08,870 --> 01:38:07,360
then why'd you make the deal he's like i

2517
01:38:11,910 --> 01:38:08,880
didn't think about it

2518
01:38:13,510 --> 01:38:11,920
all the time or people be like um

2519
01:38:14,950 --> 01:38:13,520
how like you're going the way how do you

2520
01:38:16,070 --> 01:38:14,960
want me to go i'll go the way you want

2521
01:38:18,390 --> 01:38:16,080
me to go you tell me

2522
01:38:19,590 --> 01:38:18,400
how you want to go and i'll run the

2523
01:38:20,950 --> 01:38:19,600
meter and i'll tell you right now it's

2524
01:38:23,669 --> 01:38:20,960
going to be six bucks

2525
01:38:24,709 --> 01:38:23,679
and if it's a six dollars or under you

2526
01:38:27,350 --> 01:38:24,719
could pay under

2527
01:38:28,070 --> 01:38:27,360
i go if it's over six you got to pay

2528
01:38:30,390 --> 01:38:28,080
that

2529
01:38:31,510 --> 01:38:30,400
and he goes okay you know and all the

2530
01:38:34,550 --> 01:38:31,520
time it'd be like

2531
01:38:37,030 --> 01:38:34,560
oh you were right 7 50.

2532
01:38:38,070 --> 01:38:37,040
you know the way i would have went six

2533
01:38:40,390 --> 01:38:38,080
so

2534
01:38:42,070 --> 01:38:40,400
yeah yeah you know the other thing uh

2535
01:38:44,310 --> 01:38:42,080
the other thing that i always got that

2536
01:38:46,390 --> 01:38:44,320
that i hate it was like friends and

2537
01:38:47,830 --> 01:38:46,400
family find out that you're driving uber

2538
01:38:49,590 --> 01:38:47,840
and they think that they're doing you a

2539
01:38:51,590 --> 01:38:49,600
favor so they would go like

2540
01:38:53,510 --> 01:38:51,600
hey can you pick me up tonight at seven

2541
01:38:55,590 --> 01:38:53,520
o'clock and i go no

2542
01:38:57,990 --> 01:38:55,600
because i could be in new jersey and

2543
01:39:00,149 --> 01:38:58,000
have to drive 45 minutes to you

2544
01:39:01,990 --> 01:39:00,159
to give you a six dollar ride you're not

2545
01:39:04,070 --> 01:39:02,000
helping me you're not helping they don't

2546
01:39:05,350 --> 01:39:04,080
understand that like i could be anywhere

2547
01:39:06,870 --> 01:39:05,360
you know i could pick up somebody in

2548
01:39:07,590 --> 01:39:06,880
center city philadelphia and they could

2549
01:39:10,229 --> 01:39:07,600
be going an

2550
01:39:12,629 --> 01:39:10,239
hour into new jersey and then i got to

2551
01:39:14,629 --> 01:39:12,639
drive back from jersey hopefully get a

2552
01:39:15,430 --> 01:39:14,639
ride from somebody in jersey going into

2553
01:39:18,470 --> 01:39:15,440
the city

2554
01:39:18,790 --> 01:39:18,480
to make that whole hour two hours worth

2555
01:39:20,310 --> 01:39:18,800
it

2556
01:39:22,950 --> 01:39:20,320
but like you're not helping me out

2557
01:39:24,790 --> 01:39:22,960
giving me a six dollar ride at 7 p.m

2558
01:39:26,470 --> 01:39:24,800
on a certain day you know because then i

2559
01:39:29,750 --> 01:39:26,480
have to be there

2560
01:39:30,709 --> 01:39:29,760
i had a bar and so they would call and

2561
01:39:32,950 --> 01:39:30,719
ask for me

2562
01:39:34,629 --> 01:39:32,960
but sometimes i'm not in county

2563
01:39:35,510 --> 01:39:34,639
sometimes i'm where you say it can be

2564
01:39:37,910 --> 01:39:35,520
really far away

2565
01:39:39,270 --> 01:39:37,920
yeah i'm like an hour away just haven't

2566
01:39:43,030 --> 01:39:39,280
pick up anybody

2567
01:39:44,950 --> 01:39:43,040
or one morning i picked a guy up at a uh

2568
01:39:46,390 --> 01:39:44,960
he was going to go to at a hotel he was

2569
01:39:48,070 --> 01:39:46,400
gonna go buy a car so i was taking him

2570
01:39:50,070 --> 01:39:48,080
to the used car dealership and then he

2571
01:39:51,990 --> 01:39:50,080
says now i just wanna go to portland

2572
01:39:54,709 --> 01:39:52,000
and i'm like portland avenue in tacoma

2573
01:39:57,910 --> 01:39:54,719
he goes no portland oregon

2574
01:39:59,910 --> 01:39:57,920
all right it's gonna be 350.

2575
01:40:01,430 --> 01:39:59,920
come on and then we get to portland he

2576
01:40:01,910 --> 01:40:01,440
goes actually i'm going to newberg orton

2577
01:40:04,310 --> 01:40:01,920
and it's an

2578
01:40:06,629 --> 01:40:04,320
hour south of portland i'm like that's

2579
01:40:08,629 --> 01:40:06,639
another 50 bucks he's like not a problem

2580
01:40:09,669 --> 01:40:08,639
and then he got mad at me that i didn't

2581
01:40:12,709 --> 01:40:09,679
know where i was going

2582
01:40:17,109 --> 01:40:12,719
in newburgh oregon and you're like [\h__\h]

2583
01:40:20,149 --> 01:40:18,550
and the guy was like how could you not

2584
01:40:22,229 --> 01:40:20,159
know and i'm like because i'm driving

2585
01:40:24,229 --> 01:40:22,239
bremerton i know kitsap county

2586
01:40:26,229 --> 01:40:24,239
mesa county pierce county jefferson

2587
01:40:26,790 --> 01:40:26,239
county those are the counties i drive

2588
01:40:29,109 --> 01:40:26,800
through

2589
01:40:30,870 --> 01:40:29,119
those are the ones that i know i go

2590
01:40:31,910 --> 01:40:30,880
that's how i felt about jersey anytime

2591
01:40:34,149 --> 01:40:31,920
somebody

2592
01:40:35,750 --> 01:40:34,159
you know was in jersey like oh i made a

2593
01:40:37,510 --> 01:40:35,760
wrong turn or something

2594
01:40:39,510 --> 01:40:37,520
and they'd go you know what are you

2595
01:40:40,550 --> 01:40:39,520
doing you made a wrong turn and i'd go i

2596
01:40:42,149 --> 01:40:40,560
don't know i'm from

2597
01:40:43,750 --> 01:40:42,159
philly you know i know philly like the

2598
01:40:45,590 --> 01:40:43,760
back of my hand i don't know [\h__\h] about

2599
01:40:46,870 --> 01:40:45,600
jersey and jersey sucks they have all

2600
01:40:48,950 --> 01:40:46,880
these crazy

2601
01:40:51,030 --> 01:40:48,960
like you gotta turn left to turn right

2602
01:40:51,430 --> 01:40:51,040
and stuff they have these circles and

2603
01:40:54,070 --> 01:40:51,440
[\h__\h]

2604
01:40:55,830 --> 01:40:54,080
and it's crazy that's all the new things

2605
01:40:57,350 --> 01:40:55,840
you miss a turn and you're five miles

2606
01:41:00,470 --> 01:40:57,360
until you can turn off again

2607
01:41:02,470 --> 01:41:00,480
or something jersey sucks

2608
01:41:04,149 --> 01:41:02,480
somebody asked somebody asked any

2609
01:41:06,310 --> 01:41:04,159
thoughts on crypto

2610
01:41:08,470 --> 01:41:06,320
j crypto minded yes any thoughts on

2611
01:41:10,870 --> 01:41:08,480
crypto i'm not a big fan of crypto

2612
01:41:11,510 --> 01:41:10,880
i tried mining a long time ago when it

2613
01:41:14,629 --> 01:41:11,520
was still

2614
01:41:18,229 --> 01:41:14,639
possible to do and then i liked crypto

2615
01:41:20,070 --> 01:41:18,239
uh but lately uh you needed you need a

2616
01:41:22,070 --> 01:41:20,080
billion dollar super computer to mine

2617
01:41:24,870 --> 01:41:22,080
crypto so my interest in crypto

2618
01:41:25,430 --> 01:41:24,880
faded away i i think that it's fake

2619
01:41:27,350 --> 01:41:25,440
money

2620
01:41:28,709 --> 01:41:27,360
but then again i think that the us

2621
01:41:32,470 --> 01:41:28,719
dollar is fake money

2622
01:41:36,070 --> 01:41:32,480
so yeah my thoughts on crypto i like

2623
01:41:40,629 --> 01:41:38,229
cash cab was awesome isn't that where

2624
01:41:42,550 --> 01:41:40,639
cw's from yeah he's from new jersey

2625
01:41:43,669 --> 01:41:42,560
he's from that backward state next to

2626
01:41:45,750 --> 01:41:43,679
mine yes

2627
01:41:47,270 --> 01:41:45,760
and mario heat new jersey well you

2628
01:41:48,950 --> 01:41:47,280
probably know if you look at a map that

2629
01:41:50,470 --> 01:41:48,960
new jersey's right next to pennsylvania

2630
01:41:52,790 --> 01:41:50,480
i think that uh

2631
01:41:54,950 --> 01:41:52,800
cw though is in he's in north jersey so

2632
01:41:57,430 --> 01:41:54,960
he's like two hours from my house

2633
01:41:58,229 --> 01:41:57,440
i think something like that in north

2634
01:42:01,109 --> 01:41:58,239
america

2635
01:42:02,390 --> 01:42:01,119
is kevin smith films yeah that's the

2636
01:42:03,430 --> 01:42:02,400
only good thing that ever came out of

2637
01:42:05,270 --> 01:42:03,440
new jersey right

2638
01:42:07,030 --> 01:42:05,280
bon jovi and bruce springsteen that's

2639
01:42:08,550 --> 01:42:07,040
about it well i won't even count bon

2640
01:42:11,990 --> 01:42:08,560
jovi is a good thing but

2641
01:42:13,750 --> 01:42:12,000
i'll forgive you album was decent

2642
01:42:15,109 --> 01:42:13,760
but i was 13 so i really know what

2643
01:42:17,750 --> 01:42:15,119
decent was

2644
01:42:19,830 --> 01:42:17,760
yeah not a fan of bon jovi i'm really

2645
01:42:23,030 --> 01:42:19,840
not a fan of bon jovi

2646
01:42:24,390 --> 01:42:23,040
uh are you into precious metals then jay

2647
01:42:27,189 --> 01:42:24,400
crypto here's what i

2648
01:42:29,430 --> 01:42:27,199
here's what i do have i i have some

2649
01:42:32,790 --> 01:42:29,440
coins that are silver

2650
01:42:35,109 --> 01:42:32,800
um and i i always look through change to

2651
01:42:38,629 --> 01:42:35,119
see if i find 1964 and before

2652
01:42:41,510 --> 01:42:38,639
coins and i like uh half dollars

2653
01:42:42,550 --> 01:42:41,520
and dollar coins that are silver but

2654
01:42:44,550 --> 01:42:42,560
otherwise

2655
01:42:46,070 --> 01:42:44,560
no i don't collect precious metals i'm

2656
01:42:47,830 --> 01:42:46,080
poor

2657
01:42:49,430 --> 01:42:47,840
and there's genocides one of jonah

2658
01:42:50,550 --> 01:42:49,440
side's dogs you got like three of them

2659
01:42:52,550 --> 01:42:50,560
don't you

2660
01:42:54,629 --> 01:42:52,560
i got five of them yeah got three on the

2661
01:42:55,590 --> 01:42:54,639
bed one in front of the bed and the

2662
01:42:57,350 --> 01:42:55,600
birthday boy

2663
01:42:59,430 --> 01:42:57,360
it's one of my dog's birthdays today we

2664
01:43:00,470 --> 01:42:59,440
found out and he's floating around

2665
01:43:04,629 --> 01:43:00,480
somewhere

2666
01:43:07,030 --> 01:43:04,639
oh cool yeah so today was pretty a

2667
01:43:09,109 --> 01:43:07,040
pretty laid-back show with no subject

2668
01:43:10,709 --> 01:43:09,119
and uh i think we're gonna wrap it up

2669
01:43:13,750 --> 01:43:10,719
here shortly

2670
01:43:14,390 --> 01:43:13,760
my idea show about nothing what six and

2671
01:43:17,270 --> 01:43:14,400
a half

2672
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:17,280
hours yeah and everybody loved it too so

2673
01:43:21,350 --> 01:43:20,050
thank you for this suggestion

2674
01:43:24,470 --> 01:43:21,360
[Music]

2675
01:43:26,229 --> 01:43:24,480
that was hilarious karma

2676
01:43:27,990 --> 01:43:26,239
here and says look guys we all know what

2677
01:43:29,109 --> 01:43:28,000
must be done we need to start stroking

2678
01:43:31,189 --> 01:43:29,119
the precious

2679
01:43:32,229 --> 01:43:31,199
second amendment and overturn this bs

2680
01:43:35,990 --> 01:43:32,239
voter fraud

2681
01:43:38,870 --> 01:43:37,109
yeah i'm sure we're going to be hearing

2682
01:43:40,070 --> 01:43:38,880
about voter fraud for the next three

2683
01:43:43,990 --> 01:43:40,080
months

2684
01:43:46,149 --> 01:43:44,000
and i look for years they they legalized

2685
01:43:47,830 --> 01:43:46,159
mushrooms and they decriminalized hard

2686
01:43:49,510 --> 01:43:47,840
drugs to a certain amount yeah you could

2687
01:43:52,229 --> 01:43:49,520
do heroin now

2688
01:43:52,629 --> 01:43:52,239
what i like let's see where they go with

2689
01:43:55,750 --> 01:43:52,639
this

2690
01:43:57,109 --> 01:43:55,760
addiction's a mental health problem not

2691
01:43:58,870 --> 01:43:57,119
a criminal one

2692
01:44:00,310 --> 01:43:58,880
um i want to see how they handle that

2693
01:44:01,750 --> 01:44:00,320
what you know is it going to be a good

2694
01:44:02,709 --> 01:44:01,760
thing is it going to be a shitstorm

2695
01:44:04,310 --> 01:44:02,719
let's find out

2696
01:44:05,830 --> 01:44:04,320
well i'm sure every other state will be

2697
01:44:08,870 --> 01:44:05,840
watching them to see if the

2698
01:44:09,430 --> 01:44:08,880
crime rates go up or down well portugal

2699
01:44:11,590 --> 01:44:09,440
did that

2700
01:44:12,709 --> 01:44:11,600
evidence and their drug use went down

2701
01:44:14,149 --> 01:44:12,719
from my i'm

2702
01:44:16,229 --> 01:44:14,159
not sure on the numbers i think it was

2703
01:44:18,709 --> 01:44:16,239
30 percent down to less than

2704
01:44:21,830 --> 01:44:18,719
five and that their heroin is just like

2705
01:44:24,070 --> 01:44:21,840
into one city really

2706
01:44:25,910 --> 01:44:24,080
hi robin from the live chat hi robin

2707
01:44:27,270 --> 01:44:25,920
good show gentlemen yeah robin

2708
01:44:29,510 --> 01:44:27,280
if you wanted to come on i forgot i

2709
01:44:30,390 --> 01:44:29,520
could have sent you a link and i didn't

2710
01:44:33,430 --> 01:44:30,400
i'm

2711
01:44:35,270 --> 01:44:33,440
minute today

2712
01:44:37,109 --> 01:44:35,280
i was going to take another day off but

2713
01:44:37,990 --> 01:44:37,119
decided that i got so little done on my

2714
01:44:43,109 --> 01:44:38,000
cabin today

2715
01:44:46,550 --> 01:44:43,119
to put these logs up on the top of the

2716
01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:46,560
wall and i spent like all day 10 hours

2717
01:44:49,430 --> 01:44:48,000
doing it and i was three quarters of the

2718
01:44:51,430 --> 01:44:49,440
way done the whole thing

2719
01:44:52,709 --> 01:44:51,440
and then i went to point the back of

2720
01:44:54,950 --> 01:44:52,719
cement like

2721
01:44:56,709 --> 01:44:54,960
move the ladder around the wall and then

2722
01:45:00,070 --> 01:44:56,719
like three quarters of it just fell

2723
01:45:03,189 --> 01:45:00,080
down and i was like mother

2724
01:45:06,390 --> 01:45:03,199
[\h__\h] [\h__\h]

2725
01:45:08,470 --> 01:45:06,400
i should have just left it uh so i

2726
01:45:10,629 --> 01:45:08,480
tomorrow i gotta try again that's all i

2727
01:45:12,629 --> 01:45:10,639
can do that's all i can do so i figured

2728
01:45:14,550 --> 01:45:12,639
i got so little done in the cabin today

2729
01:45:16,470 --> 01:45:14,560
i should come here and water this garden

2730
01:45:18,390 --> 01:45:16,480
and you know not take

2731
01:45:20,550 --> 01:45:18,400
i had a few weeks where i came to the

2732
01:45:22,229 --> 01:45:20,560
cabin from wednesday to sunday and i was

2733
01:45:23,750 --> 01:45:22,239
so tired after working

2734
01:45:25,430 --> 01:45:23,760
outside all day that i just said i'm not

2735
01:45:26,790 --> 01:45:25,440
doing a show i just can't

2736
01:45:28,790 --> 01:45:26,800
you know but today i had a little more

2737
01:45:31,510 --> 01:45:28,800
energy since uh

2738
01:45:32,470 --> 01:45:31,520
most of my work today just fell down and

2739
01:45:33,910 --> 01:45:32,480
that's only the sec

2740
01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:33,920
i gotta say though it's only the second

2741
01:45:36,550 --> 01:45:35,760
time where i had an avalanche like that

2742
01:45:38,149 --> 01:45:36,560
happen

2743
01:45:40,070 --> 01:45:38,159
where like a whole day's worth of work

2744
01:45:41,030 --> 01:45:40,080
just fell over and you gotta do it again

2745
01:45:43,430 --> 01:45:41,040
the next day

2746
01:45:45,669 --> 01:45:43,440
but the last time this happened i did a

2747
01:45:49,270 --> 01:45:45,679
much better job the second time

2748
01:45:51,030 --> 01:45:49,280
so this time now i know what i got to do

2749
01:45:52,950 --> 01:45:51,040
is i got to do like half of it

2750
01:45:54,870 --> 01:45:52,960
and just let it dry so that it's good

2751
01:45:56,229 --> 01:45:54,880
and solid before you start putting more

2752
01:45:59,350 --> 01:45:56,239
[\h__\h] on top of [\h__\h]

2753
01:45:59,990 --> 01:45:59,360
you know just imagine like 25 little

2754
01:46:03,030 --> 01:46:00,000
logs

2755
01:46:06,310 --> 01:46:03,040
on it balancing on another log with some

2756
01:46:09,109 --> 01:46:06,320
men on top of it in between it all

2757
01:46:11,030 --> 01:46:09,119
bad things are bound to happen so got to

2758
01:46:13,270 --> 01:46:11,040
start all over again tomorrow

2759
01:46:14,870 --> 01:46:13,280
having though by the way i agree with

2760
01:46:16,870 --> 01:46:14,880
you on the drug issue

2761
01:46:18,470 --> 01:46:16,880
i think it should be there's no way that

2762
01:46:19,910 --> 01:46:18,480
somebody's life should be ruined if they

2763
01:46:22,149 --> 01:46:19,920
have drug problems

2764
01:46:23,910 --> 01:46:22,159
they should they should expunge their

2765
01:46:25,109 --> 01:46:23,920
records you know because if you're going

2766
01:46:26,550 --> 01:46:25,119
to be a felon now you're going to work

2767
01:46:27,990 --> 01:46:26,560
at mcdonald's for the rest of your life

2768
01:46:29,350 --> 01:46:28,000
you're going to want to be on drugs if

2769
01:46:30,950 --> 01:46:29,360
you're a felon and you can only get a

2770
01:46:32,790 --> 01:46:30,960
minimum wage job somewhere

2771
01:46:34,390 --> 01:46:32,800
because nobody will give you a job you

2772
01:46:35,990 --> 01:46:34,400
can't make a living

2773
01:46:37,750 --> 01:46:36,000
wanting to do a road trip to oregon for

2774
01:46:39,750 --> 01:46:37,760
some of those mushrooms

2775
01:46:41,990 --> 01:46:39,760
oh listen to this heroin addiction cut

2776
01:46:43,750 --> 01:46:42,000
in half in portugal by decriminalization

2777
01:46:45,350 --> 01:46:43,760
and treating addiction like a medical

2778
01:46:48,550 --> 01:46:45,360
mental health problem which is

2779
01:46:52,070 --> 01:46:48,560
the right way to do it i think

2780
01:46:53,189 --> 01:46:52,080
yeah and j crypto these doctors get

2781
01:46:55,430 --> 01:46:53,199
people addicted to

2782
01:46:56,629 --> 01:46:55,440
opioids then stop giving it to them

2783
01:46:58,790 --> 01:46:56,639
making people look for

2784
01:46:59,830 --> 01:46:58,800
an answer or an alternative in the form

2785
01:47:02,310 --> 01:46:59,840
of heroin i know

2786
01:47:05,189 --> 01:47:02,320
i've had at least a few people were on

2787
01:47:06,629 --> 01:47:05,199
and a buddy hurt his back got put on oxy

2788
01:47:08,470 --> 01:47:06,639
next thing you know they cut him off

2789
01:47:10,229 --> 01:47:08,480
that he's doing heroin

2790
01:47:11,590 --> 01:47:10,239
thinking's off heroin but he thinks he

2791
01:47:13,910 --> 01:47:11,600
can drink

2792
01:47:14,629 --> 01:47:13,920
and you know and that's legal and he's

2793
01:47:17,669 --> 01:47:14,639
like well it's just

2794
01:47:20,629 --> 01:47:17,679
beer but he drinks 20 beers a day so

2795
01:47:22,870 --> 01:47:20,639
yeah yeah it's unfortunate i know a few

2796
01:47:25,910 --> 01:47:22,880
people that started on uh

2797
01:47:29,350 --> 01:47:25,920
you know started on opioids

2798
01:47:32,310 --> 01:47:29,360
and then they uh and then they

2799
01:47:33,669 --> 01:47:32,320
get off of the you know you're right the

2800
01:47:35,830 --> 01:47:33,679
doctor cuts them off

2801
01:47:37,669 --> 01:47:35,840
then they start buying oxy on the street

2802
01:47:39,590 --> 01:47:37,679
or percocets on the street if they can't

2803
01:47:41,270 --> 01:47:39,600
get that then they go well

2804
01:47:43,030 --> 01:47:41,280
i'll try this heroin thing and then

2805
01:47:45,750 --> 01:47:43,040
their lives are ruined

2806
01:47:47,189 --> 01:47:45,760
so and yeah then the the one opioid

2807
01:47:48,629 --> 01:47:47,199
company just had to pay like

2808
01:47:50,229 --> 01:47:48,639
billions of dollars they're never going

2809
01:47:52,149 --> 01:47:50,239
to pay it but they got fined

2810
01:47:53,270 --> 01:47:52,159
like billions of dollars they only have

2811
01:47:55,030 --> 01:47:53,280
to pay like a

2812
01:47:56,390 --> 01:47:55,040
quarter of a billion instead of like the

2813
01:47:59,350 --> 01:47:56,400
three or four the lawsuit

2814
01:48:00,709 --> 01:47:59,360
said you know they didn't want to go

2815
01:48:02,950 --> 01:48:00,719
after the

2816
01:48:04,709 --> 01:48:02,960
company owners and the ceos and the

2817
01:48:06,390 --> 01:48:04,719
board but i'm all wait if a

2818
01:48:10,629 --> 01:48:06,400
corporation's a person

2819
01:48:13,990 --> 01:48:10,639
they're liable yeah ian mendham is here

2820
01:48:14,950 --> 01:48:14,000
in the uk and says the uk is backwards

2821
01:48:17,109 --> 01:48:14,960
too

2822
01:48:17,990 --> 01:48:17,119
yeah i don't know what the answer is i

2823
01:48:20,070 --> 01:48:18,000
think i just wish

2824
01:48:21,109 --> 01:48:20,080
that people would treat people with drug

2825
01:48:22,709 --> 01:48:21,119
problems

2826
01:48:24,790 --> 01:48:22,719
for what they are you know people that

2827
01:48:26,149 --> 01:48:24,800
have drug problems having drug problems

2828
01:48:26,950 --> 01:48:26,159
and being a criminal are two different

2829
01:48:28,790 --> 01:48:26,960
things

2830
01:48:29,990 --> 01:48:28,800
but i understand that sometimes those

2831
01:48:31,590 --> 01:48:30,000
two things intersect

2832
01:48:33,830 --> 01:48:31,600
you know people start stealing [\h__\h] to

2833
01:48:35,750 --> 01:48:33,840
buy drugs or whatever

2834
01:48:37,669 --> 01:48:35,760
people are doing doing crimes because

2835
01:48:39,270 --> 01:48:37,679
they can't work because they have a drug

2836
01:48:41,750 --> 01:48:39,280
problem so

2837
01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:41,760
yeah or their crime is selling drugs

2838
01:48:46,390 --> 01:48:43,360
because they thought hey you know what

2839
01:48:48,070 --> 01:48:46,400
and i don't know anyone i i mean i used

2840
01:48:50,390 --> 01:48:48,080
to sell drugs you know i mean i don't

2841
01:48:52,709 --> 01:48:50,400
know anyone that sold

2842
01:48:53,990 --> 01:48:52,719
you didn't want the drugs it wasn't like

2843
01:48:57,109 --> 01:48:54,000
you were going

2844
01:48:57,990 --> 01:48:57,119
hey hey you want they came from you yeah

2845
01:49:00,070 --> 01:48:58,000
you weren't like going

2846
01:49:02,709 --> 01:49:00,080
you weren't like around the schoolyard

2847
01:49:04,629 --> 01:49:02,719
trying to get kids hooked on drugs

2848
01:49:05,830 --> 01:49:04,639
like oh you're looking for some meth let

2849
01:49:07,430 --> 01:49:05,840
me make a phone call

2850
01:49:09,990 --> 01:49:07,440
oh yeah it'll be here in like 10 minutes

2851
01:49:11,510 --> 01:49:10,000
cool all right oh you want some cocaine

2852
01:49:14,790 --> 01:49:11,520
i'm gonna go get some cocaine

2853
01:49:16,950 --> 01:49:14,800
i'll be back in like an hour

2854
01:49:18,709 --> 01:49:16,960
go up okay okay i got it yeah yeah

2855
01:49:20,550 --> 01:49:18,719
that's a crazy life doing that though

2856
01:49:22,709 --> 01:49:20,560
like growing up in philadelphia i

2857
01:49:24,149 --> 01:49:22,719
i knew a lot of kind of strange

2858
01:49:24,870 --> 01:49:24,159
characters and one of them was a drug

2859
01:49:29,510 --> 01:49:24,880
dealer

2860
01:49:30,709 --> 01:49:29,520
he was very unsuccessful at it because

2861
01:49:33,109 --> 01:49:30,719
he was a user too

2862
01:49:34,629 --> 01:49:33,119
so he would like sell drugs to finance

2863
01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:34,639
his own drug problem

2864
01:49:38,149 --> 01:49:36,080
but he was always broke but he was

2865
01:49:40,870 --> 01:49:38,159
always acting like you know

2866
01:49:41,990 --> 01:49:40,880
you know like he had all this money and

2867
01:49:43,750 --> 01:49:42,000
[\h__\h] but we all knew

2868
01:49:45,109 --> 01:49:43,760
like dude you're broke as [\h__\h] living

2869
01:49:47,350 --> 01:49:45,119
with your mom selling

2870
01:49:49,669 --> 01:49:47,360
[\h__\h] nickel bags of weed and little

2871
01:49:52,470 --> 01:49:49,679
tiny bags of [\h__\h]

2872
01:49:55,669 --> 01:49:52,480
super super uh cut coke you know it's

2873
01:49:58,070 --> 01:49:55,679
like one percent coke 99 baby powder

2874
01:49:59,669 --> 01:49:58,080
you know and i had my my one of my meth

2875
01:50:00,550 --> 01:49:59,679
dealers which was a high school friend

2876
01:50:03,189 --> 01:50:00,560
of mine

2877
01:50:03,589 --> 01:50:03,199
calls me up one day he's like man they

2878
01:50:08,310 --> 01:50:03,599
just

2879
01:50:10,149 --> 01:50:08,320
weekend off go to seattle for a weekend

2880
01:50:12,790 --> 01:50:10,159
get out of town and he's just like

2881
01:50:13,990 --> 01:50:12,800
well well they'll get mad at me but

2882
01:50:16,229 --> 01:50:14,000
they'll come back

2883
01:50:17,510 --> 01:50:16,239
you know they'll be mad at you for like

2884
01:50:18,629 --> 01:50:17,520
in three days they're gonna want stuff

2885
01:50:21,430 --> 01:50:18,639
they're gonna call you you're gonna have

2886
01:50:24,070 --> 01:50:21,440
it they're gonna be all happy to see you

2887
01:50:25,830 --> 01:50:24,080
yeah yeah i can't imagine dealing with a

2888
01:50:28,790 --> 01:50:25,840
bunch of degenerate drug users

2889
01:50:30,390 --> 01:50:28,800
day in day out would be a fun job five

2890
01:50:31,030 --> 01:50:30,400
because he didn't want to be tied down

2891
01:50:34,070 --> 01:50:31,040
and i'm like

2892
01:50:37,109 --> 01:50:34,080
but you're selling drugs 24 7.

2893
01:50:39,350 --> 01:50:37,119
you know you know all he did he went to

2894
01:50:40,709 --> 01:50:39,360
college the entire time

2895
01:50:42,390 --> 01:50:40,719
yeah you're right you're not you're

2896
01:50:44,149 --> 01:50:42,400
doing it 24 7. you're not

2897
01:50:46,070 --> 01:50:44,159
not getting your phone because every

2898
01:50:46,390 --> 01:50:46,080
phone call is a couple bucks for you to

2899
01:50:49,350 --> 01:50:46,400
keep

2900
01:50:51,350 --> 01:50:49,360
you know too he's he's homeless but he's

2901
01:50:54,149 --> 01:50:51,360
not selling drugs and he's trying to get

2902
01:50:55,750 --> 01:50:54,159
clean but he didn't look clean but i

2903
01:50:58,470 --> 01:50:55,760
haven't seen this guy in 10 years and i

2904
01:51:01,830 --> 01:50:58,480
ran into him two times in one week

2905
01:51:03,830 --> 01:51:01,840
so well

2906
01:51:05,750 --> 01:51:03,840
you know what genocide some of our other

2907
01:51:09,270 --> 01:51:05,760
panel members never showed up

2908
01:51:12,310 --> 01:51:09,280
so so [\h__\h] them no

2909
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:12,320
uh yeah we're gonna we're gonna just

2910
01:51:15,350 --> 01:51:13,760
wrap things up here

2911
01:51:17,430 --> 01:51:15,360
i appreciate that you took the time to

2912
01:51:19,189 --> 01:51:17,440
come in and uh you know

2913
01:51:20,629 --> 01:51:19,199
tomorrow we're gonna get back to a

2914
01:51:22,550 --> 01:51:20,639
little bit more structured i have a

2915
01:51:23,430 --> 01:51:22,560
presentation to give tomorrow night and

2916
01:51:26,229 --> 01:51:23,440
then

2917
01:51:27,109 --> 01:51:26,239
we'll see what else happens right all

2918
01:51:39,430 --> 01:51:27,119
right

2919
01:51:42,790 --> 01:51:39,440
and there we are friends so uh we i i

2920
01:51:44,470 --> 01:51:42,800
didn't have a plan today uh i thought we

2921
01:51:48,790 --> 01:51:44,480
were gonna get more

2922
01:51:51,270 --> 01:51:48,800
calls or uh

2923
01:51:52,870 --> 01:51:51,280
or participants uh spooky said on the

2924
01:51:54,310 --> 01:51:52,880
phone be there soon sorry but this is

2925
01:51:56,629 --> 01:51:54,320
super important no it's quite right

2926
01:52:00,390 --> 01:51:56,639
spooky we didn't have a plan

2927
01:52:02,790 --> 01:52:00,400
or a uh you know a need

2928
01:52:03,750 --> 01:52:02,800
for any of the any of the people who

2929
01:52:05,830 --> 01:52:03,760
couldn't make it

2930
01:52:08,229 --> 01:52:05,840
we had a fun time we had jason quit and

2931
01:52:10,790 --> 01:52:08,239
we dispelled the myth of him

2932
01:52:12,149 --> 01:52:10,800
wanting to murder me over some jokes i

2933
01:52:15,270 --> 01:52:12,159
made on twitter

2934
01:52:17,910 --> 01:52:15,280
uh where jason quit and i are good

2935
01:52:18,870 --> 01:52:17,920
which is good to clear up clear the air

2936
01:52:22,709 --> 01:52:18,880
and not

2937
01:52:23,830 --> 01:52:22,719
uh continue to yeah my pleasure genocide

2938
01:52:25,030 --> 01:52:23,840
always my pleasure i

2939
01:52:27,030 --> 01:52:25,040
it's so funny i didn't know you were a

2940
01:52:29,109 --> 01:52:27,040
taxi driver we would have had that talk

2941
01:52:30,149 --> 01:52:29,119
a long time ago because boy we both had

2942
01:52:33,270 --> 01:52:30,159
similar adventures

2943
01:52:37,270 --> 01:52:33,280
right driving around especially at night

2944
01:52:41,589 --> 01:52:39,270
mario heat says good random apocalypse

2945
01:52:43,830 --> 01:52:41,599
cabin show campion yeah we're here

2946
01:52:45,189 --> 01:52:43,840
we're here at the apocalypse cabin

2947
01:52:46,310 --> 01:52:45,199
friends

2948
01:52:48,310 --> 01:52:46,320
hopefully i'll make a little more

2949
01:52:48,950 --> 01:52:48,320
progress on that wall that fell down on

2950
01:52:50,870 --> 01:52:48,960
top of me

2951
01:52:54,950 --> 01:52:50,880
or half a wall that fell down on top of

2952
01:53:01,350 --> 01:52:59,510
uh yeah

2953
01:53:02,709 --> 01:53:01,360
i think that tomorrow night like i said

2954
01:53:05,270 --> 01:53:02,719
we're going to have a more structured

2955
01:53:07,830 --> 01:53:05,280
show i have a presentation to give

2956
01:53:10,149 --> 01:53:07,840
getting back to some uh getting back to

2957
01:53:13,109 --> 01:53:10,159
some mysterious and strange subjects

2958
01:53:14,149 --> 01:53:13,119
and we'll see what else happens i'm here

2959
01:53:15,669 --> 01:53:14,159
until sunday

2960
01:53:18,229 --> 01:53:15,679
so i'm going to try to do a show

2961
01:53:19,750 --> 01:53:18,239
tomorrow night and if i get home in time

2962
01:53:20,310 --> 01:53:19,760
on sunday i'm going to do a show from

2963
01:53:23,910 --> 01:53:20,320
the

2964
01:53:26,070 --> 01:53:23,920
house

2965
01:53:27,189 --> 01:53:26,080
on sunday night uh but we'll see what

2966
01:53:28,709 --> 01:53:27,199
happens

2967
01:53:30,310 --> 01:53:28,719
i want to thank everybody for coming

2968
01:53:31,189 --> 01:53:30,320
here especially because this was kind of

2969
01:53:34,870 --> 01:53:31,199
random and

2970
01:53:35,350 --> 01:53:34,880
unplanned nonsense it is what it is

2971
01:53:38,550 --> 01:53:35,360
friends

2972
01:53:38,950 --> 01:53:38,560
sometimes we actually have a topic and

2973
01:53:45,910 --> 01:53:38,960
uh

2974
01:53:47,910 --> 01:53:45,920
just winging it

2975
01:53:49,270 --> 01:53:47,920
i wanted to check in with everybody let

2976
01:53:52,709 --> 01:53:49,280
you know that i'm still

2977
01:53:55,510 --> 01:53:52,719
here and uh here especially

2978
01:53:58,310 --> 01:53:55,520
at the apocalypse cabin but we really

2979
01:54:00,470 --> 01:53:58,320
have been streaming more than usual

2980
01:54:02,790 --> 01:54:00,480
lately like i realized last night that

2981
01:54:06,149 --> 01:54:02,800
we did 21 hours or something

2982
01:54:08,709 --> 01:54:06,159
of show time in the past seven days

2983
01:54:10,070 --> 01:54:08,719
so yesterday i took off knowing full

2984
01:54:12,870 --> 01:54:10,080
well that uh

2985
01:54:14,629 --> 01:54:12,880
we had done our due diligence for the

2986
01:54:16,709 --> 01:54:14,639
past seven days and given

2987
01:54:18,229 --> 01:54:16,719
enough time to this thing i needed some

2988
01:54:20,229 --> 01:54:18,239
time for myself

2989
01:54:22,149 --> 01:54:20,239
had a nice relaxing evening last night

2990
01:54:25,189 --> 01:54:22,159
just getting ready for the work day

2991
01:54:27,910 --> 01:54:25,199
i sharpened some chainsaws and uh

2992
01:54:29,510 --> 01:54:27,920
a few other things like that changed the

2993
01:54:32,950 --> 01:54:29,520
chainsaw blade

2994
01:54:35,830 --> 01:54:32,960
uh sharpened an axe

2995
01:54:36,870 --> 01:54:35,840
like you know cabin [\h__\h] i did cabin

2996
01:54:39,750 --> 01:54:36,880
[\h__\h] last night

2997
01:54:40,709 --> 01:54:39,760
the day always if i take the time if i

2998
01:54:43,270 --> 01:54:40,719
stop and take an

2999
01:54:45,109 --> 01:54:43,280
hour or two to sharpen all the tools the

3000
01:54:46,229 --> 01:54:45,119
work day goes much much better so i

3001
01:54:47,750 --> 01:54:46,239
always enjoy

3002
01:54:50,310 --> 01:54:47,760
you know when i get to do that like the

3003
01:54:52,870 --> 01:54:50,320
wood stove up have a nice meal

3004
01:54:56,950 --> 01:54:52,880
sharpen a bunch of [\h__\h] feel very i feel

3005
01:55:00,470 --> 01:54:56,960
manly when i sharpen axes and chainsaws

3006
01:55:03,589 --> 01:55:00,480
it's funny how that works uh

3007
01:55:04,790 --> 01:55:03,599
so friends until tomorrow night i'm

3008
01:55:08,229 --> 01:55:04,800
stephen cambion

3009
01:55:10,229 --> 01:55:08,239
god bless all of you uh and your family

3010
01:55:10,870 --> 01:55:10,239
really i know it's a trying time for all

3011
01:55:13,430 --> 01:55:10,880
of us

3012
01:55:15,430 --> 01:55:13,440
and it's a stressful time uh between

3013
01:55:16,390 --> 01:55:15,440
covet stress and now all this election

3014
01:55:19,189 --> 01:55:16,400
stress

3015
01:55:20,790 --> 01:55:19,199
we'll see you know listen the world's

3016
01:55:23,109 --> 01:55:20,800
not going to change that much no matter

3017
01:55:25,669 --> 01:55:23,119
which one of these rich white [\h__\h]

3018
01:55:27,189 --> 01:55:25,679
is going to be running our country so i

3019
01:55:30,390 --> 01:55:27,199
for one am going to try

3020
01:55:33,189 --> 01:55:30,400
at least to not worry so much about it

3021
01:55:35,990 --> 01:55:33,199
and i think that's good advice so god

3022
01:55:48,680 --> 01:55:36,000
bless you and good night to all of you

3023
01:56:55,080 --> 01:56:03,000
[Music]

3024
01:57:18,880 --> 01:56:55,090
[Applause]

3025
01:57:20,940 --> 01:57:18,890
[Music]

3026
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:20,950
[Applause]

3027
01:57:50,110 --> 01:57:49,130
[Music]